One of the few compensations for being stuck on the bench - not having to get up early that particular Monday. Commiserations to those that do....although at least you're being compensated financially.
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Monday Morning, 4th January
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Monday Morning, 4th January
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C'mon MrMark - let's enjoy it.Originally posted by MrMark View PostOne of the few compensations for being stuck on the bench - not having to get up early that particular Monday. Commiserations to those that do....although at least you're being compensated financially.

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Come back Toolpusher, scotspine, Voodooflux.Pogle
As for the rest of you - DILLIGAF
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Well, while everyone else is getting out of bed at some ungodly hour, we will relish the fact that we can turn over and go back to sleep and sit in our bathrobes all day in front of the TV.Originally posted by Zippy View PostC'mon MrMark - let's enjoy it.



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Come back Toolpusher, scotspine, Voodooflux.Pogle
As for the rest of you - DILLIGAF
Purveyor of fine quality smut since 2005
CUK Olympic University Challenge Champions 2010/2012
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Not to mention choosing to work, if they're outside IR35 at least.Originally posted by MrMark View PostOne of the few compensations for being stuck on the bench - not having to get up early that particular Monday. Commiserations to those that do....although at least you're being compensated financially.Originally posted by MaryPoppinsI'd still not breastfeed a naziOriginally posted by vetranUrine is quite nourishingComment
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So Monday is not your sign on day then?Originally posted by MrMark View PostOne of the few compensations for being stuck on the bench - not having to get up early that particular Monday. Commiserations to those that do....although at least you're being compensated financially.Comment
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The suspicion is that the ones which dont return have been eaten by you.Originally posted by zeitghostI can scarcely wait; the annual lottery on how many esteemed customers manage to come back after the Xmas hols.
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That's on waay to early for meOriginally posted by Zippy View PostCash in The Attic
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