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    #61
    <wheels in trolley>
    "I can put any old tat in my sig, put quotes around it and attribute to someone of whom I've heard, to make it sound true."
    - Voltaire/Benjamin Franklin/Anne Frank...

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      #62
      Originally posted by cojak View Post
      <wheels in trolley>
      Do us ladies have to do ALL the work around here?

      well more booze for us then
      "Ask not what you can do for your country. Ask what's for lunch." - Orson Welles

      Norrahe's blog

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        #63
        <ding dong>

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        Knock first as I might be balancing my chakras.

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          #64
          Prickles, which one do you fancy the most Emily or Florence?
          How did this happen? Who's to blame? Well certainly there are those more responsible than others, and they will be held accountable, but again truth be told, if you're looking for the guilty, you need only look into a mirror.

          Follow me on Twitter - LinkedIn Profile - The HAB blog - New Blog: Mad Cameron
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          "We hang the petty thieves and appoint the great ones to high office" - Aesop

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            #65
            Originally posted by suityou01 View Post
            <ding dong>

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            avon calling

            chucks suity a beer

            put your snow shoes in the hall
            "Ask not what you can do for your country. Ask what's for lunch." - Orson Welles

            Norrahe's blog

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              #66
              <ding dong>

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              Knock first as I might be balancing my chakras.

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                #67
                Originally posted by norrahe View Post
                avon calling

                chucks suity a beer

                put your snow shoes in the hall
                Thanks Norrahe, blooming Baltic out there. I brought a 16 year old Talisker (part drunk - 3 quarters left) for sharing and some Ferrero Rocher.

                Also HAB asked me to bring these .... <fluffy pink handled truncheon and a fresh sea bream in Waitrose bag>

                Hi guys. Merry Christmas and welcome Wil.
                Knock first as I might be balancing my chakras.

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                  #68
                  Originally posted by suityou01 View Post
                  Thanks Norrahe, blooming Baltic out there. I brought a 16 year old Talisker (part drunk - 3 quarters left) for sharing and some Ferrero Rocher.

                  Also HAB asked me to bring these .... <fluffy pink handled truncheon and a fresh sea bream in Waitrose bag>

                  Hi guys. Merry Christmas and welcome Wil.
                  haven't you got a decent highland malt?????

                  put the sea bream in the fridge

                  HAB!!! the truncheon is for later
                  "Ask not what you can do for your country. Ask what's for lunch." - Orson Welles

                  Norrahe's blog

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                    #69
                    Originally posted by norrahe View Post
                    haven't you got a decent highland malt?????

                    put the sea bream in the fridge

                    HAB!!! the truncheon is for later
                    Times is hard Norrahe. I've had to cancel my Occado delivery and actually go to Waitrose. Queing with the great unwashed.

                    It was either buy a cheaper brand of Whiskey or forego my weekly smoked Salmon quoter. Tough choice I can assure you.

                    Oooh are those canapés?
                    Knock first as I might be balancing my chakras.

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                      #70
                      Ok, what are we all having?

                      Champers for me, I think
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                      As for the rest of you - DILLIGAF

                      Purveyor of fine quality smut since 2005

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