Newbie alert!

[Drewster]

Wossis den, man? Looks like funny cola to da Prickles.

Just get it down yer neck............

[Prickles]

So, haz we done the recce of da premises?

Iz dere somewhere to get friendly wid da laydeez?

[Prickles]

Just get it down yer neck............

Hmm. It washes down da kebab nicely.

That chilli sauce is so like Woah! if you knows what I mean.

[Zippy]

Did you say "Single entry". Oh no Sorry I thought you meant.... Errrrr never mind... here have another drink.....

<Hic> cheers

Yo Prickles! Have you found a laydee yet?

[Prickles]

Hmm. It washes down da kebab nicely.

Don't be havin' da mayo. It's way too salty.

[Drewster]

Wham! 'kin Wham and The Pet Shop Boys... call those CDs?????

Shirley someone has got thier I-Pod with'em...

[Drewster]

<Hic> cheers

Yo Prickles! Have you found a laydee yet?

Don't encourage him...........

[norrahe]

So, haz we done the recce of da premises?

Iz dere somewhere to get friendly wid da laydeez?

if you could kindly lock yourself alone in a dark cupboard that is a very friendly thing to do for the ladies

Or do you prefer little britain style laydees

[original PM]

am I too late???

if not chuck me a brew and turn up the tunes

[Drewster]

if you could kindly lock yourself alone in a dark cupboard <insert> that is a very friendly thing to do for the ladies

<insert> with the remains of this kebab