Newbie alert!

[wil]

Hi all,

came across this place by accident.

I'm a contrcator but realtively new to it (9 months in and still afloat).

Thought I'd sign up and say hi, I'll be trawling through the threads shortly to pass on my wisdom to you all. After all, I've been a contractor for ages now, so I must know all there is to know about it.

[Churchill]

Do you like films about Gladiators?

HAB will be along shortly.

[sasguru]

Did you once pilot a Tornado from Rome with a bowl of spgahetti in your lap?

[Drewster]

Do you like films about Gladiators?

Did you once pilot a Tornado from Rome with a bowl of spgahetti in your lap?

Can you fight a Gladiator in a Tornado armed only with a bowl of spaghetti.....

I've got a crate of Hobgoblin and a dozen Kebabs on Order....

Here ya go Churchy.... <lobs Bottle of HG to the Dog>

<pause...........>
Oh go on its Christmas
Here ya go SAS.... <lobs Bottle of HG to SAS>

[Churchill]

Can you fight a Gladiator in a Tornado armed only with a bowl of spaghetti.....

I've got a crate of Hobgoblin and a dozen Kebabs on Order....

Here ya go Churchy.... <lobs Bottle of HG to the Dog>

<pause...........>
Oh go on its Christmas
Here ya go SAS.... <lobs Bottle of HG to SAS>

Cheers Drewster!

Watch SAS, you know what he's like after a couple of sherberts!

Where's the dancing girls? SA is looking for a suitable venue...

[wil]

Can you fight a Gladiator in a Tornado armed only with a bowl of spaghetti.....

Is it me or the gladiator that's armed with spaghetti?

Hoops or alphabetti?

It all makes a difference.

[HairyArsedBloke]

HAB will be along shortly.

Wil, have you ever been in a Turkish prison?

Do you spit or swallow?

[Drewster]

Cheers Drewster!

Watch SAS, you know what he's like after a couple of sherberts!

Where's the dancing girls? SA is looking for a suitable venue...

SA can DANCE??????

Where is CM - I fancy a f.....
Ooops! I mean Hi Churchy hows it hanging?

[Drewster]

Wil, have you ever been in a Turkish prison?

Do you spit or swallow?

Here HAB have a beer <Lobs beer to HAB>

PS I bite

[HairyArsedBloke]

Here HAB have a beer <Lobs beer to HAB>

PS I bite

Thanks. I can only have the one. Doctors orders.