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Originally posted by Zippy View PostPop!
<hands norrahe some fizz>
I think there is a kebab under the cushion on the sofa.Comment
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Originally posted by Diver View PostLike I told HAB " I won't take that laying down"
he is such a smooth talking chap!!Comment
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Originally posted by Drewster View PostDid you mean "I'm not...."+50 Xeno Geek Points
Come back Toolpusher, scotspine, Voodooflux.Pogle
As for the rest of you - DILLIGAF
Purveyor of fine quality smut since 2005
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Originally posted by Drewster View PostNooooooooooo not that one!!!! Thats NOT mayonaise!!!
Well you can - with a DNA test...Comment
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Everybody in da house say "Yo!"
Everybody in da house say "Hey! Hey!"
Da party can be startin' now doodz. Da Prickles haz arrived.I don't mind, as long as there's a bed beneath the stars that shine. I'll be fine.
If you give me a minute, a man's got a limit, I can't get a life if my heart's not in it.Comment
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Originally posted by wil View PostHi all,
came across this place by accident.
I'm a contrcator but realtively new to it (9 months in and still afloat).
Thought I'd sign up and say hi, I'll be trawling through the threads shortly to pass on my wisdom to you all. After all, I've been a contractor for ages now, so I must know all there is to know about it.
Guy Fawkes - "The last man to enter Parliament with honourable intentions."Comment
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Originally posted by Drewster View PostI've got a crate of Hobgoblin and a dozen Kebabs on Order....I don't mind, as long as there's a bed beneath the stars that shine. I'll be fine.
If you give me a minute, a man's got a limit, I can't get a life if my heart's not in it.Comment
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Originally posted by Zippy View PostI'm more of a single-entendre kind of gal.Comment
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Originally posted by wil View Postcame across this place by accident.
“The period of the disintegration of the European Union has begun. And the first vessel to have departed is Britain”Comment
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