Newbie alert!

[Zippy]

Oooohh, a live one

Pass the Rioja please.
Can't wait for Top Tips from the OP.

[Diver]

Do I detect seksuall innuendos on this thread

I'm leaving!

[wil]

Wil, have you ever been in a Turkish prison?

Do you spit or swallow?

No, no and no, in that order.

[Drewster]

Do I detect seksuall innuendos on this thread

No.... but if you want one I am sure HAB will give you one!

IGMC

[norrahe]

Do I detect seksuall innuendos on this thread

I'm leaving!

ah hold on you big jessie, where ya goin'?

could someone pass the fizz please and where are those kebabs

[Durbs]

Thanks. I can only have the one. Doctors orders.

Nah, "Not to be taken with alcohol" is a challenge, not an instruction.

[Zippy]

No.... but if you want one I am sure HAB will give you one!

IGMC

You're not a huge fan of double-entendre but like to slip one in occasionally?

[Drewster]

ah hold on you big jessie, where ya goin'?

could someone pass the fizz please and where are those kebabs

Here ya go <passes some nameless "fizz" found in OPs fridge......>

and you can have the rest of this.. ,uurp> Its got extra chilli-sauce!

[Zippy]

ah hold on you big jessie, where ya goin'?

could someone pass the fizz please and where are those kebabs

Pop!

<hands norrahe some fizz>
I think there is a kebab under the cushion on the sofa.

[Drewster]

You're not a huge fan of double-entendre but like to slip one in occasionally?

Did you mean "I'm not...."