What would you buy Diver for Christmas?

[hyperD]

I think it was he that left me in tears with:

Few of my favourites:-

Excerpts From DVDs That Wouldn't Sell

FB: "Here's looking at you kid... is why I'm in a Cambodian jail."


Unlikely Letters To Be Read Out on Points of View

FB: "Dear BBC, watching "Queer Eye For The Straight Guy" made me think that if I made gay friends, they'd give me fashion tips. Actually, they f***ed me."


Unnerving things to hear during a medical examination

FB: "That's your smear test done, and I do have some bad news: I'm the janitor."


Things a sports commentator would never say

FB: "Just looking at the names of this Chinese team makes me feel hungry!"

[Diver]

A good book

My ebay copy of "Bluff your way in Computers has arrived"

Well recommended Zippy

[NotAllThere]

Given your early post about DD and tight condoms - how about a vasectomy?

[Diver]

Given your early post about DD and tight condoms - how about a vasectomy?

Don't tell me you took that seriously

Read it again

[NotAllThere]

Still - how about a vasectomy?

[Diver]

Still - how about a vasectomy?

[Zippy]

My ebay copy of "Bluff your way in Computers has arrived"

Well recommended Zippy

Can I borrow it?