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Zippy replied

29 December 2009, 17:18
Originally posted by Diver View Post

My ebay copy of "Bluff your way in Computers has arrived"

Well recommended Zippy

Can I borrow it?
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Diver replied

29 December 2009, 17:16
Originally posted by NotAllThere View Post

Still - how about a vasectomy?
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NotAllThere replied

29 December 2009, 16:49
Still - how about a vasectomy?
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Diver replied

29 December 2009, 15:34
Originally posted by NotAllThere View Post

Given your early post about DD and tight condoms - how about a vasectomy?

Don't tell me you took that seriously

Read it again
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NotAllThere replied

29 December 2009, 15:03
Given your early post about DD and tight condoms - how about a vasectomy?
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Diver replied

29 December 2009, 14:18
Originally posted by Zippy View Post

A good book

My ebay copy of "Bluff your way in Computers has arrived"

Well recommended Zippy
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hyperD replied

21 December 2009, 15:45
Originally posted by RichardCranium View Post

I think it was he that left me in tears with:

Few of my favourites:-

Excerpts From DVDs That Wouldn't Sell

FB: "Here's looking at you kid... is why I'm in a Cambodian jail."

Unlikely Letters To Be Read Out on Points of View

FB: "Dear BBC, watching "Queer Eye For The Straight Guy" made me think that if I made gay friends, they'd give me fashion tips. Actually, they f***ed me."

Unnerving things to hear during a medical examination

FB: "That's your smear test done, and I do have some bad news: I'm the janitor."

Things a sports commentator would never say

FB: "Just looking at the names of this Chinese team makes me feel hungry!"
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NotAllThere replied

21 December 2009, 15:31
An almanac full of diuers information.
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RichardCranium replied

21 December 2009, 14:54
Originally posted by hyperD View Post

To quote the great Frankie Boyle:

I think it was he that left me in tears with:

I saw this fellah shoplifting in Lidl's so I went up to him and asked "Just how poor are you, pal?"
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shaunbhoy replied

21 December 2009, 14:52
What would I give Diver for Xmas?
How about a Ronaldo DVD?
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hyperD replied

21 December 2009, 14:48
Originally posted by Diver View Post

I bet I could rip that off that bird with my teeth

To quote the great Frankie Boyle:

Last night, I was watching Nigella Lawson, and I picked up a couple of tips on baking bread. And in the process I just about ripped my c**k off.
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Diver replied

21 December 2009, 13:07
Originally posted by RichardCranium View Post

A chain mail shark suit ... for day to day use.

(alternatively, for the Missus)

I bet I could rip that off that bird with my teeth
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Diver replied

21 December 2009, 13:06
Originally posted by Zippy View Post

A good book

Excellent!

Thank you, I just bought it on ebay for £2.80 (Used)

Seriously
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RichardCranium replied

21 December 2009, 13:04
A chain mail shark suit ... for day to day use.

(alternatively, for the Missus)
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Zippy replied

21 December 2009, 12:58
A good book
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