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    #11
    Originally posted by xoggoth View Post
    Not true, that's only third. First is "Why is there buttock stabbing in Rome?"
    not in my google it aint
    This default font is sooooooooooooo boring and so are short usernames

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      #12
      Originally posted by xoggoth View Post
      <snip>
      You're in on it though, aren't you? You're trying to throw us off the scent by announcing it like this. It won't work, we're too smart for that.

      Hold on, there's someone at the door...

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        #13
        Ah! I didn't read your thing correctly. It must be due to a conspiracy.
        bloggoth

        If everything isn't black and white, I say, 'Why the hell not?'
        John Wayne (My guru, not to be confused with my beloved prophet Jeremy Clarkson)

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          #14
          I believe Rupert Murdoch is a member of the Bilderberg Group, in the company of such luminaries as Peter Mandelson and Adolf^H^H^H^H^H CCCCooonnndddooollleeezzzaaa Rice (I can never remember how to spell her ludicrous "name" so I thought I'd cover all the bases).

          There are much better conspiracy theories than that. However I am not able to reveal what they are in a public forum

          I would love to know the story of the Giant Rat of Sumatra, "for which the world is not yet prepared"

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            #15
            Originally posted by NickFitz View Post
            ...the Bilderberg Group...
            It is alleged (by some right wing American journo) that the staff at the Ninety-Three-Star-plus-Golf-Course hotels that the Bilderbergers meet at are ordered to never, under any circumstances, look any of the attendees in the eye

            If this is indeed true, it's nice to know that the most powerful people in the world are so ashamed of themselves that they don't want to suffer the embarrassment of having to meet the gaze of one of their servants

            Still, given the source, it's probably nonsense. I would imagine Mandelson insists on looking them in the eyes so he can bend them to his will, despite the fact that they already have the job of doing what he asks

            Bonus dancing banana to anybody who can explain the significance of the number 93 in the above - by which I mean the specific reason why I chose that particular exaggerated number rather than any other value, not just any old spurious nonsense you lot come up with

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              #16
              They are all lizards you know. And that swine flu happened because of them astronauts.
              +50 Xeno Geek Points
              Come back Toolpusher, scotspine, Voodooflux. Pogle
              As for the rest of you - DILLIGAF

              Purveyor of fine quality smut since 2005

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                #17
                Originally posted by xoggoth View Post
                I have noticed that inconvenient truths disappear remarkably quickly. For example, a few years back a US psychologist seriously postulated that some successful leaders were so far off the scale of normality that it was correct to regard them as insane.
                Odd co-incidence, but I was listened to a group at one of the fringe COP15 meetings and they were banging on about this very point.

                Seriously spooky, as in spine tingling, co-incidence that.
                Insanity: repeating the same actions, but expecting different results.
                threadeds website, and here's my blog.

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                  #18
                  Originally posted by Board Game Geek View Post
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                  Oh great. Now Admin has succumbed to the lust for power and world domination.
                  Down with racism. Long live miscegenation!

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                    #19
                    Google search has links to resources describing nano-thermite, aeroplanes and the World Trade Centre. Also near the top of the search results for all three is a site called wikipedia (a CIA sponsored terrorist network?). Coincidence?

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                      #20
                      Originally posted by Scary View Post
                      a site called wikipedia (CIA sponsored ?)
                      It is no longer just CIA sponsored; it has gone further than that. Why is there nobody looking for these people?
                      Wikipedia 'loses' 49,000 editors

                      Online encyclopaedia Wikipedia "lost" 49,000 of its volunteer editors in the first three months of 2009.
                      Where are they? What has been done to them?
                      My all-time favourite Dilbert cartoon, this is: BTW, a Dumpster is a brand of skip, I think.

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