Originally posted by xoggoth
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Just invented a great new conspiracy theory
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Originally posted by xoggoth View Post<snip>
Hold on, there's someone at the door...Comment
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Ah! I didn't read your thing correctly. It must be due to a conspiracy.bloggoth
If everything isn't black and white, I say, 'Why the hell not?'
John Wayne (My guru, not to be confused with my beloved prophet Jeremy Clarkson)Comment
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I believe Rupert Murdoch is a member of the Bilderberg Group, in the company of such luminaries as Peter Mandelson and Adolf^H^H^H^H^H CCCCooonnndddooollleeezzzaaa Rice (I can never remember how to spell her ludicrous "name" so I thought I'd cover all the bases).
There are much better conspiracy theories than that. However I am not able to reveal what they are in a public forum
I would love to know the story of the Giant Rat of Sumatra, "for which the world is not yet prepared"Comment
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Originally posted by NickFitz View Post...the Bilderberg Group...
If this is indeed true, it's nice to know that the most powerful people in the world are so ashamed of themselves that they don't want to suffer the embarrassment of having to meet the gaze of one of their servants
Still, given the source, it's probably nonsense. I would imagine Mandelson insists on looking them in the eyes so he can bend them to his will, despite the fact that they already have the job of doing what he asks
Bonus dancing banana to anybody who can explain the significance of the number 93 in the above - by which I mean the specific reason why I chose that particular exaggerated number rather than any other value, not just any old spurious nonsense you lot come up withComment
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They are all lizards you know. And that swine flu happened because of them astronauts.+50 Xeno Geek Points
Come back Toolpusher, scotspine, Voodooflux.Pogle
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Originally posted by xoggoth View PostI have noticed that inconvenient truths disappear remarkably quickly. For example, a few years back a US psychologist seriously postulated that some successful leaders were so far off the scale of normality that it was correct to regard them as insane.
Seriously spooky, as in spine tingling, co-incidence that.Insanity: repeating the same actions, but expecting different results.
threadeds website, and here's my blog.Comment
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Originally posted by Board Game Geek View Post<Post Deleted by Admins>Down with racism. Long live miscegenation!Comment
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Google search has links to resources describing nano-thermite, aeroplanes and the World Trade Centre. Also near the top of the search results for all three is a site called wikipedia (a CIA sponsored terrorist network?). Coincidence?Comment
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Originally posted by Scary View Posta site called wikipedia (CIA sponsored ?)
Wikipedia 'loses' 49,000 editors
Online encyclopaedia Wikipedia "lost" 49,000 of its volunteer editors in the first three months of 2009.My all-time favourite Dilbert cartoon, this is: BTW, a Dumpster is a brand of skip, I think.Comment
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