Newly Weds

[NickFitz]

An anonymous best man claims to have put a pressure sensor under the home mattress of the newly-married couple while they were away on their honeymoon, which tweets (as in, posts to Twitter) every time they do what newly-married people do

I still think it may well be a hoax (or, worse, a bit of viral marketing), but I wouldn't want you all to miss out in this festive season, so here's a link: http://twitter.com/newlywedsontjob

Personally I prefer big_ben_clock - you know what you're getting with that one

[Gonzo]

They seem to have been a bit quiet yesterday.

Although, if they are going to follow tradition and "christen the house" there might not be much for the device to report for a while.

How do you find these things?

[NickFitz]

How do you find these things?

That one was via my erstwhile colleague Chris Heilmann on Twitter, as was the Creationist Christmas. I don't know how he finds them

[Paddy]

Personally I prefer big_ben_clock - you know what you're getting with that one

Must be a spoof, there is no tick tock.

[OwlHoot]

That one was via my erstwhile colleague Chris Heilmann on Twitter, as was the Creationist Christmas. I don't know how he finds them

Small world! Remember that incident I related a week or two ago - It was none other than Chris H who cracked a rib while coughing! He's still at Yahoo.

[AtW]

[d000hg]

An anonymous best man claims to have put a pressure sensor under the home mattress of the newly-married couple while they were away on their honeymoon, which tweets (as in, posts to Twitter) every time they do what newly-married people do

How does a pressure sensor differentiate adult activity from sleeping or getting into bed or turning over in your sleep? Does it monitor movement rhythms, that sounds a bit tricky.

[TimberWolf]

Google 'quantum tunnelling composite' to see what may be in store in the future coming near you soon.

[OwlHoot]

Google 'quantum tunnelling composite' to see what may be in store in the future coming near you soon.

A "quantum tunnelling composite" mattress?

You mean you leap into bed and fall straight through it?