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OwlHoot replied

14 December 2009, 01:04
Originally posted by TimberWolf View Post

Google 'quantum tunnelling composite' to see what may be in store in the future coming near you soon.

A "quantum tunnelling composite" mattress?

You mean you leap into bed and fall straight through it?
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TimberWolf replied

13 December 2009, 17:35
Google 'quantum tunnelling composite' to see what may be in store in the future coming near you soon.
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d000hg replied

13 December 2009, 16:10
Originally posted by NickFitz View Post

An anonymous best man claims to have put a pressure sensor under the home mattress of the newly-married couple while they were away on their honeymoon, which tweets (as in, posts to Twitter) every time they do what newly-married people do

How does a pressure sensor differentiate adult activity from sleeping or getting into bed or turning over in your sleep? Does it monitor movement rhythms, that sounds a bit tricky.
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AtW replied

13 December 2009, 12:32
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OwlHoot replied

13 December 2009, 11:08
Originally posted by NickFitz View Post

That one was via my erstwhile colleague Chris Heilmann on Twitter, as was the Creationist Christmas. I don't know how he finds them

Small world! Remember that incident I related a week or two ago - It was none other than Chris H who cracked a rib while coughing! He's still at Yahoo.
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Paddy replied

13 December 2009, 09:05
Originally posted by NickFitz View Post

Personally I prefer big_ben_clock - you know what you're getting with that one

Must be a spoof, there is no tick tock.
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NickFitz replied

13 December 2009, 05:14
Originally posted by Gonzo View Post

How do you find these things?

That one was via my erstwhile colleague Chris Heilmann on Twitter, as was the Creationist Christmas. I don't know how he finds them
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Gonzo replied

13 December 2009, 04:22
They seem to have been a bit quiet yesterday.

Although, if they are going to follow tradition and "christen the house" there might not be much for the device to report for a while.

How do you find these things?
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NickFitz started a topic Newly Weds

13 December 2009, 02:59
Newly Weds

An anonymous best man claims to have put a pressure sensor under the home mattress of the newly-married couple while they were away on their honeymoon, which tweets (as in, posts to Twitter) every time they do what newly-married people do

I still think it may well be a hoax (or, worse, a bit of viral marketing), but I wouldn't want you all to miss out in this festive season, so here's a link: http://twitter.com/newlywedsontjob

Personally I prefer big_ben_clock - you know what you're getting with that one
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