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  • OwlHoot
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    Originally posted by TimberWolf View Post

    Google 'quantum tunnelling composite' to see what may be in store in the future coming near you soon.
    A "quantum tunnelling composite" mattress?

    You mean you leap into bed and fall straight through it?

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  • TimberWolf
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    Google 'quantum tunnelling composite' to see what may be in store in the future coming near you soon.

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  • d000hg
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    Originally posted by NickFitz View Post
    An anonymous best man claims to have put a pressure sensor under the home mattress of the newly-married couple while they were away on their honeymoon, which tweets (as in, posts to Twitter) every time they do what newly-married people do
    How does a pressure sensor differentiate adult activity from sleeping or getting into bed or turning over in your sleep? Does it monitor movement rhythms, that sounds a bit tricky.

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  • AtW
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  • OwlHoot
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    Originally posted by NickFitz View Post

    That one was via my erstwhile colleague Chris Heilmann on Twitter, as was the Creationist Christmas. I don't know how he finds them
    Small world! Remember that incident I related a week or two ago - It was none other than Chris H who cracked a rib while coughing! He's still at Yahoo.

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  • Paddy
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    Originally posted by NickFitz View Post

    Personally I prefer big_ben_clock - you know what you're getting with that one
    Must be a spoof, there is no tick tock.

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  • NickFitz
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    Originally posted by Gonzo View Post
    How do you find these things?
    That one was via my erstwhile colleague Chris Heilmann on Twitter, as was the Creationist Christmas. I don't know how he finds them

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  • Gonzo
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    They seem to have been a bit quiet yesterday.

    Although, if they are going to follow tradition and "christen the house" there might not be much for the device to report for a while.

    How do you find these things?

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  • NickFitz
    started a topic Newly Weds

    Newly Weds

    An anonymous best man claims to have put a pressure sensor under the home mattress of the newly-married couple while they were away on their honeymoon, which tweets (as in, posts to Twitter) every time they do what newly-married people do

    I still think it may well be a hoax (or, worse, a bit of viral marketing), but I wouldn't want you all to miss out in this festive season, so here's a link: http://twitter.com/newlywedsontjob

    Personally I prefer big_ben_clock - you know what you're getting with that one

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