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Picture the scene - The young Amazonian hunter Cailin 'Kreana' Maith steps out of the forest, Poison blowpipe in her left hand, enemy skull in her right and a pouch full of dead Bonobos at her waist.
There is a screech from the nearest grass hut
'Cailin, get yo ass over her right now. Put the blowpipe down, put the poison darts down, put the skull and the bonobos down. Take the saucer out of your lip. Now whats this I heard about a butterfly tattoo on your shoulder young girl'
EO - I didn't know you'd met my Ma!!
Bazza gets caught
Socrates - "The only true wisdom is in knowing you know nothing."
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