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Previously on "Are tattoos addictive?"

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  • David Cameron
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    Originally posted by Platypus View Post
    But I think the basic message is "see my tattoo, it says something about me, something I want you to know". The "something" is about how deep, interesting, different, sexual, masculine, feminine you perceive yourself to be.

    I'm sure you folks with tattoos will roll about with laughter at this post. My response would be that you're deluding yourselves if you think otherwise. My post will reassure you that you get it (because you're cool, that's why you have a tattoo) and I don't (because I'm uncool, that's why I don't have a tattoo).

    It'll be interesting to see what replaces tattoos. When everyone has one, and it no longer signals the wearer as being interesting and different, but as an unfashionable late adopter, then the 'interesting' brigade will have to find something new to express how cool they are.
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    The Sneetches"
    This story is a lesson on the senselessness in prejudice and discrimination.

    Sneetches are a group of vaguely avian yellow creatures who live on a beach. Some Sneetches have a green star on their bellies, and in the beginning of the story the absence of a star is the basis for discrimination. Sneetches who have stars on their bellies are part of the "in crowd", while Sneetches without stars are shunned and consequently mopey.

    In the story, a "fix-it-up chappie" named Sylvester McMonkey McBean appears, driving a cart of strange machines. He offers the Sneetches without stars a chance to have them by going through his Star-On machine, for three dollars. The treatment is instantly popular, but this upsets the original star-bellied Sneetches, as they are in danger of losing their method for discriminating between Sneetches. Then McBean tells them about his Star-Off machine, costing ten dollars. The Sneetches formerly with stars happily pay the money to have them removed in order to remain special.

    However, McBean does not share the prejudices of the Sneetches, and allows the recently starred Sneetches through this machine as well. Ultimately this escalates, with the Sneetches running from one machine to the next,

    "until neither the Plain nor the Star-Bellies knew
    whether this one was that one or that one was this one
    or which one was what one... or what one was who."
    This continues until the Sneetches are penniless and McBean departs a rich man, amused by their folly. Despite his assertion that "you can't teach a Sneetch," the Sneetches learn from this experience that neither plain-belly nor star-belly Sneetches are superior, and they are able to get along and become friends.

    This story is referenced in punk rock band Dead Kennedys' song Holiday in Cambodia, riot grrrl band Bikini Kill's song Star Bellied Boy, and in hip-hop ensemble Flobots' song Simulacra, from their album Onamatopoeia.

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  • MaryPoppins
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    Originally posted by northernladuk View Post
    And tell me you don't think this is cool.. Pretty stupid but still coolll..

    Spiderman tattoo

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  • singhr
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    I cant see how watching a bunch of burly scotsmen playing bagpipes and twirling battons can be addictive but you never know.

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  • northernladuk
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    And tell me you don't think this is cool.. Pretty stupid but still coolll..

    Spiderman tattoo

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  • northernladuk
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    Originally posted by MaryPoppins View Post
    Can't believe you found that pic of me.
    Always wondered what was under that frock you are wearing in you avatar MP!!!

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  • DiscoStu
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    I want the same tattoo Starbuck has in Battlestar Galactica, should I consider getting help?

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  • cailin maith
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    Originally posted by Platypus View Post
    Like this SFW

    Or this NSFW
    YIKES!!! The NSFW one is scary but still strangely facinating

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  • Swiss Tony
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    Originally posted by MaryPoppins View Post
    Can't believe you found that pic of me.
    Mum?

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  • MaryPoppins
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    Originally posted by Platypus View Post
    Like this SFW
    Can't believe you found that pic of me.

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  • Platypus
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    Originally posted by MaryPoppins View Post
    and I do wonder what we will all look like when we're old!
    Like this SFW

    Or this NSFW

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  • cailin maith
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    Originally posted by EternalOptimist View Post
    They are about the same size as the ones I saw.

    Picture the scene - The young Amazonian hunter Cailin 'Kreana' Maith steps out of the forest, Poison blowpipe in her left hand, enemy skull in her right and a pouch full of dead Bonobos at her waist.
    There is a screech from the nearest grass hut
    'Cailin, get yo ass over her right now. Put the blowpipe down, put the poison darts down, put the skull and the bonobos down. Take the saucer out of your lip. Now whats this I heard about a butterfly tattoo on your shoulder young girl'


    EO - I didn't know you'd met my Ma!!

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  • EternalOptimist
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    Originally posted by RichardCranium View Post
    A lip plate. Some things recur around the world.
    They are about the same size as the ones I saw.

    Picture the scene - The young Amazonian hunter Cailin 'Kreana' Maith steps out of the forest, Poison blowpipe in her left hand, enemy skull in her right and a pouch full of dead Bonobos at her waist.
    There is a screech from the nearest grass hut
    'Cailin, get yo ass over her right now. Put the blowpipe down, put the poison darts down, put the skull and the bonobos down. Take the saucer out of your lip. Now whats this I heard about a butterfly tattoo on your shoulder young girl'


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  • TheFaQQer
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    Originally posted by Platypus View Post
    Doesn't the Celtic stuff (usually on the upper arm or lower back) say "I'm mysterious and interesting"
    I always thought that the celtic stuff on the lower back said "slapper"?

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  • MaryPoppins
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    Originally posted by Platypus View Post
    Surely you have a tattoo because, perhaps subconsciously, you want it to say something about you or about the sort of person you are.

    .
    True enough, but each to their own. It is a lot more popular now, and I do wonder what we will all look like when we're old!

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  • RichardCranium
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    Originally posted by EternalOptimist View Post
    but the Krena Krori males inserted a bit of wood the size of a saucer
    A lip plate. Some things recur around the world.

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