Any tips on how to improve my Sarky quotient ?
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More use ofOriginally posted by EternalOptimist View PostAny tips on how to improve my Sarky quotient ?
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Marry a French President?Originally posted by EternalOptimist View PostAny tips on how to improve my Sarky quotient ?Blog? What blog...?
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"I can put any old tat in my sig, put quotes around it and attribute to someone of whom I've heard, to make it sound true."
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you are the benchmark against which everyone else is measured, if you become more sarky then the goal posts have been moved for everybody
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Well done for being the first to use that joke.Originally posted by MPwannadecentincome View Postyou are the benchmark against which everyone else is measured, if you become more sarky then the goal posts have been moved for everybody
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thank youOriginally posted by Scary View PostWell done for being the first to use that joke.
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