Any tips on how to improve my Sarky quotient ?
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Originally posted by EternalOptimist View PostAny tips on how to improve my Sarky quotient ?
"See, you think I give a tulip. Wrong. In fact, while you talk, I'm thinking; How can I give less of a tulip? That's why I look interested." -
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Originally posted by EternalOptimist View PostAny tips on how to improve my Sarky quotient ?Blog? What blog...?Comment
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"I can put any old tat in my sig, put quotes around it and attribute to someone of whom I've heard, to make it sound true."
- Voltaire/Benjamin Franklin/Anne Frank...Comment
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you are the benchmark against which everyone else is measured, if you become more sarky then the goal posts have been moved for everybodyThis default font is sooooooooooooo boring and so are short usernamesComment
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Originally posted by MPwannadecentincome View Postyou are the benchmark against which everyone else is measured, if you become more sarky then the goal posts have been moved for everybodyComment
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Originally posted by Scary View PostWell done for being the first to use that joke.This default font is sooooooooooooo boring and so are short usernamesComment
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Move to the Channel Islands+50 Xeno Geek Points
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As for the rest of you - DILLIGAF
Purveyor of fine quality smut since 2005
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