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Drewster replied

23 November 2009, 20:38
Originally posted by EternalOptimist View Post

Any tips on how to improve my Sarky quotient ?

Well I am sure you can do better than that!
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thunderlizard replied

23 November 2009, 14:46
Spend more time reading the genteel Edwardian stories of Hector Hugh Munro.

(Actually, they are pretty good. The satire of 80s Ben Elton with the polish of Jane Austen).
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wobbegong replied

23 November 2009, 14:10
Drink more Japanese rice wine?
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Zippy replied

23 November 2009, 13:03
Move to the Channel Islands
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MPwannadecentincome replied

23 November 2009, 12:51
Originally posted by Scary View Post

Well done for being the first to use that joke.

thank you
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Scary replied

23 November 2009, 12:28
Originally posted by MPwannadecentincome View Post

you are the benchmark against which everyone else is measured, if you become more sarky then the goal posts have been moved for everybody

Well done for being the first to use that joke.
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MPwannadecentincome replied

23 November 2009, 12:10
you are the benchmark against which everyone else is measured, if you become more sarky then the goal posts have been moved for everybody
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cojak replied

23 November 2009, 11:36
Originally posted by thunderlizard View Post

No. You're sodding perfect already.

10/10.
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malvolio replied

23 November 2009, 11:36
Originally posted by EternalOptimist View Post

Any tips on how to improve my Sarky quotient ?

Marry a French President?
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thunderlizard replied

23 November 2009, 11:36
No. You're sodding perfect already.
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Moscow Mule replied

23 November 2009, 11:36
Originally posted by EternalOptimist View Post

Any tips on how to improve my Sarky quotient ?

More use of
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EternalOptimist started a topic I want to become more Sarky

23 November 2009, 11:34
I want to become more Sarky

Any tips on how to improve my Sarky quotient ?
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