Originally posted by TheFaQQer
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Getting the perfect vagina...
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I don’t know why some women get into a flap about their looks. The surgery do not seem to be as good as it is cracked up to be. Some of the results are difficult to see what has been done it would be impossible to spilt hairsoxo with Sunday lunchComment
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We know the results of male circumcision are sold to manufacturers of onion rings but what do they do with the bits cuts off ladies? When dried out they might make good sardine flavour crisps.bloggoth
If everything isn't black and white, I say, 'Why the hell not?'
John Wayne (My guru, not to be confused with my beloved prophet Jeremy Clarkson)Comment
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Originally posted by xoggoth View PostWe know the results of male circumcision are sold to manufacturers of onion rings but what do they do with the bits cuts off ladies? When dried out they might make good sardine flavour crisps.
New depths plumbed....Comment
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Originally posted by zeitghost View PostHave we done this one & if not why not?
http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/health/8352711.stm
snipity snip snip snip
Six months doing nowt for a director who was an eejit. First words to me were "I am gay you know".
He was a perfect vagina and squeezed 6 figures out of it.Faster, faster, faster, until the thrill of speed overcomes the fear of death.
Patience is something you admire in the driver behind you and scorn in the one ahead.Comment
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Originally posted by BlackenedBiker View PostI have "done" the perfect vagina.
Six months doing nowt for a director who was an eejit. First words to me were "I am gay you know".
He was a perfect vagina and squeezed 6 figures out of it.Faster, faster, faster, until the thrill of speed overcomes the fear of death.
Patience is something you admire in the driver behind you and scorn in the one ahead.Comment
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Blimey, just one more thing to worry aboutPractically perfect in every way....there's a time and (more importantly) a place for malarkey.
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