Reply to: Getting the perfect vagina...

[MaryPoppins]

Blimey, just one more thing to worry about

[BlackenedBiker]

I have "done" the perfect vagina.

Six months doing nowt for a director who was an eejit. First words to me were "I am gay you know".

He was a perfect vagina and squeezed 6 figures out of it.

Counting zeros

[BlackenedBiker]

Have we done this one & if not why not?

http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/health/8352711.stm

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I have "done" the perfect vagina.

Six months doing nowt for a director who was an eejit. First words to me were "I am gay you know".

He was a perfect vagina and squeezed 6 figures out of it.

[Tingles]

We know the results of male circumcision are sold to manufacturers of onion rings but what do they do with the bits cuts off ladies? When dried out they might make good sardine flavour crisps.

New depths plumbed....

[xoggoth]

We know the results of male circumcision are sold to manufacturers of onion rings but what do they do with the bits cuts off ladies? When dried out they might make good sardine flavour crisps.

[Andy2]

dont know about the perfect vagina but i have got acute angina

[Lola]

I don’t know why some women get into a flap about their looks. The surgery do not seem to be as good as it is cracked up to be. Some of the results are difficult to see what has been done it would be impossible to spilt hairs

[oracleslave]

Gotta love the first review:

That reviewer is a clown. Had me in stitches on a few of his other reviews too.

[Tingles]

More to chew on surely...

[hyperD]

I've not yet encountered a badly packed kebab. Plenty of time to do so.

You should meet my gran...

[TheFaQQer]

Not forgetting the haircut.

Gotta love the first review:

Doreen has never been a keen box-gardener, so I hoped to stimulate some interest in pruning with this gift. Fortunately, she was open-minded enough to try a few things out and some of the designs were a big success. Frankly, they are vastly superior to anything that Ray Mears' has to offer in his guide to 'Bushcraft'. My only complaint is that I often get completely lost in navigating through her reconstruction of the Hampton Court maze. By the time this foreplay is over and I'm ready for action, she's usually fallen asleep!

[TinTrump]

Oh, come on. Don't be obtuse man!

[AtW]

Rebuilding the index to make more room for things starting with 'v'

[RichardCranium]

Too busy working on SKA index update...

Rebuilding the index to make more room for things starting with 'v'

[Chantho]

Have we done this one & if not why not?

http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/health/8352711.stm

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Tony Bliar

Sorry, I thought you were looking for nominations....