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    #31
    Originally posted by norrahe View Post
    can we add constipation to the list
    Sorry for offending Norrahe
    Knock first as I might be balancing my chakras.

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      #32
      Originally posted by suityou01 View Post
      Sorry for offending Norrahe
      drink more real ale, it will solve the problem - btw you still in the dog house from the last social?
      "Ask not what you can do for your country. Ask what's for lunch." - Orson Welles

      Norrahe's blog

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        #33
        No such thing as problems, only solution starting points.
        Insanity: repeating the same actions, but expecting different results.
        threadeds website, and here's my blog.

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          #34
          Originally posted by threaded View Post
          No such thing as problems, only opportunites to excel.
          ftfy





          We seriously need a puking smiley.
          My all-time favourite Dilbert cartoon, this is: BTW, a Dumpster is a brand of skip, I think.

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            #35
            Guinness

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              #36
              Originally posted by Churchill View Post
              Guinness
              makes your poo go black
              "Ask not what you can do for your country. Ask what's for lunch." - Orson Welles

              Norrahe's blog

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                #37
                Originally posted by Churchill View Post
                Guinness
                That is a young man's solution.

                As you get a bit older, you start being warned of colon cancer and to look for 'blackened stools' as a sign of internal not-looking-goodness.

                Since Guinness has the same effect, fixing a blockage with Guinness would result in a subsequent lot of worry.


                RC in been-there-done-that-couldn't-sleep mode.
                My all-time favourite Dilbert cartoon, this is: BTW, a Dumpster is a brand of skip, I think.

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                  #38
                  Originally posted by norrahe View Post
                  why do you feel the need to share this with everyone?
                  Originally posted by norrahe View Post
                  makes your poo go black
                  Welcome to The Dark Side.
                  My all-time favourite Dilbert cartoon, this is: BTW, a Dumpster is a brand of skip, I think.

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                    #39
                    1. Open a tin of Sam West's canned tuna

                    2. Leave in a warm room for a week

                    3. Eat contents

                    4. 2 hours later you'll be tuliping for old mother England like there's no tomorrow.
                    If you think my attitude stinks, you should smell my fingers.

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                      #40
                      Originally posted by hyperD View Post
                      1. Open a tin of Sam West's canned tuna

                      2. Leave in a warm room for a week

                      3. Eat contents

                      4. 2 hours later you'll be tuliping for old mother England like there's no tomorrow.
                      <Student days nostalgia>

                      Sh1t

                      </Student days nostalgia>
                      Fiscal nomad it's legal.

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