Problem

[Paddy]

Result.

Can you go to www.ratemypoo.com so we check the result?

Can you go to www.ratemypoo.com so we check the result?

NSFW!!!

[ the crap we mods wade through to keep this place online ]

[NotAllThere]

So we can't call your Sherlock anymore?

[Andy2]

Eat a small green chilli with dinner and it will act as an early morning alarm

[DimPrawn]

Find the dirtiest curry house in the town and order something unusual off the menu, probably involving seafood and lots of chilli and wash it down with eight pints of real ale.

[suityou01]

Find the dirtiest curry house in the town and order something unusual off the menu, probably involving seafood and lots of chilli and wash it down with eight pints of real ale.

I'm all over this one.

<....... door shuts, "taxi to brick lane please">

[BrilloPad]

Can't poo

Try some linseed bread. But I have to warn you the results are highly explosive!

[RichardCranium]

Result.

That's strange. I was just about to recommend some bananas. (And real ale)

[norrahe]

why do you feel the need to share this with everyone?

[RichardCranium]

why do you feel the need to share this with everyone?

It makes a pleasant change from the racism, abuse, whinging, politics, bitchiness, sockpuppetry...

[norrahe]

It makes a pleasant change from the racism, abuse, whinging, politics, bitchiness, sockpuppetry...

can we add constipation to the list