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[alreadypacked]

1. Open a tin of Sam West's canned tuna

2. Leave in a warm room for a week

3. Eat contents

4. 2 hours later you'll be tuliping for old mother England like there's no tomorrow.

<Student days nostalgia>

Sh1t

</Student days nostalgia>

[hyperD]

1. Open a tin of Sam West's canned tuna

2. Leave in a warm room for a week

3. Eat contents

4. 2 hours later you'll be tuliping for old mother England like there's no tomorrow.

[RichardCranium]

why do you feel the need to share this with everyone?

makes your poo go black

Welcome to The Dark Side.

[RichardCranium]

Guinness

That is a young man's solution.

As you get a bit older, you start being warned of colon cancer and to look for 'blackened stools' as a sign of internal not-looking-goodness.

Since Guinness has the same effect, fixing a blockage with Guinness would result in a subsequent lot of worry.


RC in been-there-done-that-couldn't-sleep mode.

[norrahe]

Guinness

makes your poo go black

[Churchill]

Guinness

[RichardCranium]

No such thing as problems, only opportunites to excel.

ftfy





We seriously need a puking smiley.

[threaded]

No such thing as problems, only solution starting points.

[norrahe]

Sorry for offending Norrahe

drink more real ale, it will solve the problem - btw you still in the dog house from the last social?

[suityou01]

can we add constipation to the list

Sorry for offending Norrahe

[norrahe]

It makes a pleasant change from the racism, abuse, whinging, politics, bitchiness, sockpuppetry...

can we add constipation to the list

[RichardCranium]

why do you feel the need to share this with everyone?

It makes a pleasant change from the racism, abuse, whinging, politics, bitchiness, sockpuppetry...

[norrahe]

why do you feel the need to share this with everyone?

[RichardCranium]

Result.

That's strange. I was just about to recommend some bananas. (And real ale)

[BrilloPad]

Can't poo

Try some linseed bread. But I have to warn you the results are highly explosive!