You just won £45,570,835.50

[HairyArsedBloke]

There might be a few contracts in Liverpool on Jobserve tomorrow.

Times: Welsh couple and IT workers share £91m Euromillions jackpot

The winners are employed as sub-contractors by Hewlett Packard to do internal IT work and computer support.

[TimberWolf]

I expect the winners will be discovering new 'friends', and perhaps some long lost relatives too. Still, the butler can handle them.

[Board Game Geek]

If any of the HP contractors in the syndicate are on here, congratulations !

Please please please make a video for you tube, telling the nasty boss (and there will be one, I'm sure) to get stuffed, whilst you hand out a few treats to other co-workers who didn't win.

You've done it, you're free ! Go and enjoy !

[bodnobal]

If any of the HP contractors in the syndicate are on here, congratulations !

If there any of you contractors from HP who might like to contribute to my favourite personal charity please send me a PM and I will send you the sort code and account number for you to deposit some funds into.

Many thanks

Bod.

[Board Game Geek]

I feel sorry if there one of the syndicate who is a bit "overdue" with his or her subs, and has been banned or something. (Hopefully the organisers would show some leniency).

Or left the scheme recently due to a change in job or financial status. Must be gutting...

[EternalOptimist]

I saw a cracking cartoon.

It's a weedy little bespeckled, puny middle-aged f@rt (aka sasguru) entering a dating agency.
The woman behind the desk is doing her nails, obviously bored rigid. looks at the guy with a resigned air and mentally writes him off as a no-hoper.

Guy sits down and tells his life story. Finishes with 'the only thing of any interest that ever happened to me was last month when I won the lottery'

Last panel the woman is sitting on his knee, staring into his eyes
'Oh I just knew, I just knew. The moment you walked through that door.....'

[Pondlife]

Guy sits down and tells his life story. Finishes with 'the only thing of any interest that ever happened to me was last month when I won the lottery'

Last panel the woman is sitting on his knee, staring into his eyes
'Oh I just knew, I just knew. The moment you walked through that door.....'

So, what first attracted you to the millionaire Paul Daniels?

[sasguru]

I saw a cracking cartoon.

It's a weedy little bespeckled, puny middle-aged f@rt (aka sasguru) entering a dating agency.
The woman behind the desk is doing her nails, obviously bored rigid. looks at the guy with a resigned air and mentally writes him off as a no-hoper.

Guy sits down and tells his life story. Finishes with 'the only thing of any interest that ever happened to me was last month when I won the lottery'

Last panel the woman is sitting on his knee, staring into his eyes
'Oh I just knew, I just knew. The moment you walked through that door.....'

bespectacled, grandad.

[EternalOptimist]

So, what first attracted you to the millionaire Paul Daniels?

I reckon this is what makes us superior to the female of the species. I would kn0b 'em regardless of how many millions they had. So long as they have big bazoomers