Reply to: You just won £45,570,835.50

[EternalOptimist]

So, what first attracted you to the millionaire Paul Daniels?

I reckon this is what makes us superior to the female of the species. I would kn0b 'em regardless of how many millions they had. So long as they have big bazoomers

[sasguru]

I saw a cracking cartoon.

It's a weedy little bespeckled, puny middle-aged f@rt (aka sasguru) entering a dating agency.
The woman behind the desk is doing her nails, obviously bored rigid. looks at the guy with a resigned air and mentally writes him off as a no-hoper.

Guy sits down and tells his life story. Finishes with 'the only thing of any interest that ever happened to me was last month when I won the lottery'

Last panel the woman is sitting on his knee, staring into his eyes
'Oh I just knew, I just knew. The moment you walked through that door.....'

bespectacled, grandad.

[Pondlife]

Guy sits down and tells his life story. Finishes with 'the only thing of any interest that ever happened to me was last month when I won the lottery'

Last panel the woman is sitting on his knee, staring into his eyes
'Oh I just knew, I just knew. The moment you walked through that door.....'

So, what first attracted you to the millionaire Paul Daniels?

[EternalOptimist]

I saw a cracking cartoon.

It's a weedy little bespeckled, puny middle-aged f@rt (aka sasguru) entering a dating agency.
The woman behind the desk is doing her nails, obviously bored rigid. looks at the guy with a resigned air and mentally writes him off as a no-hoper.

Guy sits down and tells his life story. Finishes with 'the only thing of any interest that ever happened to me was last month when I won the lottery'

Last panel the woman is sitting on his knee, staring into his eyes
'Oh I just knew, I just knew. The moment you walked through that door.....'

[Board Game Geek]

I feel sorry if there one of the syndicate who is a bit "overdue" with his or her subs, and has been banned or something. (Hopefully the organisers would show some leniency).

Or left the scheme recently due to a change in job or financial status. Must be gutting...

[bodnobal]

If any of the HP contractors in the syndicate are on here, congratulations !

If there any of you contractors from HP who might like to contribute to my favourite personal charity please send me a PM and I will send you the sort code and account number for you to deposit some funds into.

Many thanks

Bod.

[Board Game Geek]

If any of the HP contractors in the syndicate are on here, congratulations !

Please please please make a video for you tube, telling the nasty boss (and there will be one, I'm sure) to get stuffed, whilst you hand out a few treats to other co-workers who didn't win.

You've done it, you're free ! Go and enjoy !

[TimberWolf]

I expect the winners will be discovering new 'friends', and perhaps some long lost relatives too. Still, the butler can handle them.

[HairyArsedBloke]

There might be a few contracts in Liverpool on Jobserve tomorrow.

Times: Welsh couple and IT workers share £91m Euromillions jackpot

The winners are employed as sub-contractors by Hewlett Packard to do internal IT work and computer support.

[sasguru]

I have never seen a post of his on divorce which is not spot on.

Does he post a lot on divorce?
Not a surprise - he posts a lot on subjects he knows nothing about.
AtW lives in his head not in the real world.

[DimPrawn]

I would give some money to this lot to provide scholarships and school presentations in the hope of raising the educational standards of at least a few people.

I would then buy a villa in Portugal, a rather luxurious boat, a vineyard and a great big sign that says 'F**k off, you're not welcome here'.

Save some money on the sign and move to Wales instead.

[Mich the Tester]

I would give some money to this lot to provide scholarships and school presentations in the hope of raising the educational standards of at least a few people.

I would then buy a villa in Portugal, a rather luxurious boat, a vineyard and a great big sign that says 'F**k off, you're not welcome here'.

[Moscow Mule]

I have never seen a post of his on divorce which is not spot on.

Interesting, he must have done a lot of reading or been divorced early being only 33...

[BrilloPad]

AtW reminds me of apocryphal story of the monkeys on typewriters in the basement of the British museum. If you give them enough time, their random typing will eventually reproduce the entire works of Shakespeare.

I have never seen a post of his on divorce which is not spot on.

[sasguru]

Maybe atw has done a bit of research? He is totally spot on. Or are you going to say that I dont knbow what I am on about either?

AtW reminds me of apocryphal story of the monkeys on typewriters in the basement of the British museum. If you give them enough time, their random typing will eventually reproduce the entire works of Shakespeare.