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I'h hire DP to come and wash my tiolets for a few weeksWho has time? Who has time? But then if we do not ever take time, how can we ever have time?Comment
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Originally posted by stingman123 View PostI'h hire DP to come and wash my tiolets for a few weeksHang on - there is actually a place called Cheddar?? - cailin maith
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Originally posted by BrilloPad View PostMaybe atw has done a bit of research? He is totally spot on. Or are you going to say that I dont knbow what I am on about either?
AtW reminds me of apocryphal story of the monkeys on typewriters in the basement of the British museum. If you give them enough time, their random typing will eventually reproduce the entire works of Shakespeare.Hard Brexit now!
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Originally posted by sasguru View PostAtW reminds me of apocryphal story of the monkeys on typewriters in the basement of the British museum. If you give them enough time, their random typing will eventually reproduce the entire works of Shakespeare.Comment
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Originally posted by BrilloPad View PostI have never seen a post of his on divorce which is not spot on."See, you think I give a tulip. Wrong. In fact, while you talk, I'm thinking; How can I give less of a tulip? That's why I look interested."Comment
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I would give some money to this lot to provide scholarships and school presentations in the hope of raising the educational standards of at least a few people.
I would then buy a villa in Portugal, a rather luxurious boat, a vineyard and a great big sign that says 'F**k off, you're not welcome here'.And what exactly is wrong with an "ad hominem" argument? Dodgy Agent, 16-5-2014Comment
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Originally posted by Mich the Tester View PostI would give some money to this lot to provide scholarships and school presentations in the hope of raising the educational standards of at least a few people.
I would then buy a villa in Portugal, a rather luxurious boat, a vineyard and a great big sign that says 'F**k off, you're not welcome here'.Comment
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Originally posted by BrilloPad View PostI have never seen a post of his on divorce which is not spot on.
Not a surprise - he posts a lot on subjects he knows nothing about.
AtW lives in his head not in the real world.Hard Brexit now!
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