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    #21
    I'd buy 45,000,000 lottery tickets to try and increase my fortune.
    If you think my attitude stinks, you should smell my fingers.

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      #22
      I would spend 1 million each year for the next 45 years

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        #23
        I'h hire DP to come and wash my tiolets for a few weeks
        Who has time? Who has time? But then if we do not ever take time, how can we ever have time?

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          #24
          Originally posted by stingman123 View Post
          I'h hire DP to come and wash my tiolets for a few weeks
          Are they commodes for rich people?
          Hang on - there is actually a place called Cheddar?? - cailin maith

          Any forum is a collection of assorted weirdos, cranks and pervs - Board Game Geek

          That will be a simply fab time to catch up for a beer. - Tay

          Have you ever seen somebody lick the chutney spoon in an Indian Restaurant and put it back ? - Cyberghoul

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            #25
            Originally posted by BrilloPad View Post
            Maybe atw has done a bit of research? He is totally spot on. Or are you going to say that I dont knbow what I am on about either?

            AtW reminds me of apocryphal story of the monkeys on typewriters in the basement of the British museum. If you give them enough time, their random typing will eventually reproduce the entire works of Shakespeare.
            Hard Brexit now!
            #prayfornodeal

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              #26
              Originally posted by sasguru View Post
              AtW reminds me of apocryphal story of the monkeys on typewriters in the basement of the British museum. If you give them enough time, their random typing will eventually reproduce the entire works of Shakespeare.
              I have never seen a post of his on divorce which is not spot on.

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                #27
                Originally posted by BrilloPad View Post
                I have never seen a post of his on divorce which is not spot on.
                Interesting, he must have done a lot of reading or been divorced early being only 33...
                ‎"See, you think I give a tulip. Wrong. In fact, while you talk, I'm thinking; How can I give less of a tulip? That's why I look interested."

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                  #28
                  I would give some money to this lot to provide scholarships and school presentations in the hope of raising the educational standards of at least a few people.

                  I would then buy a villa in Portugal, a rather luxurious boat, a vineyard and a great big sign that says 'F**k off, you're not welcome here'.
                  And what exactly is wrong with an "ad hominem" argument? Dodgy Agent, 16-5-2014

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                    #29
                    Originally posted by Mich the Tester View Post
                    I would give some money to this lot to provide scholarships and school presentations in the hope of raising the educational standards of at least a few people.

                    I would then buy a villa in Portugal, a rather luxurious boat, a vineyard and a great big sign that says 'F**k off, you're not welcome here'.
                    Save some money on the sign and move to Wales instead.

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                      #30
                      Originally posted by BrilloPad View Post
                      I have never seen a post of his on divorce which is not spot on.
                      Does he post a lot on divorce?
                      Not a surprise - he posts a lot on subjects he knows nothing about.
                      AtW lives in his head not in the real world.
                      Hard Brexit now!
                      #prayfornodeal

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