You just won £45,570,835.50

[Diestl]

Hire 10 of the best looking, disease free hookers in the world.

[EternalOptimist]

If you had that much, you could occasionally afford free-range, organic eggs.

no. factory eggs all the way.
I have a moral objection to treating a creature well before I eat it. Gives the poor sods the faint hope that they may get away and have a nice life. It's much better to make them realise from the off that they are in for a tough time.

[sasguru]

Not if you get married and then divorced.

HTH

Is this another topic you're expert at?
Please do tell us more ...

[EternalOptimist]

<old joke alert


Man rushes in breathlessly -'woo hoo. I just won 45 million. Pack yer bags'
wife -'woo hoo ,yay, where are we going?'
man 'going??? just pack yer bags and fck off'


old joke alert>

[Spacecadet]

I'd buy CUK then employ the moderator from hell

Still thinking about the other £45,570,835.00

[BrilloPad]

<old joke alert


Man rushes in breathlessly -'woo hoo. I just won 45 million. Pack yer bags'
wife -'woo hoo ,yay, where are we going?'
man 'going??? just pack yer bags and fck off'


old joke alert>

Or "I would spend a few million on women, drugs and gambling. The rest I would squander......

[TheFaQQer]

I spend a large amount of time an money fruitlessly building my own search engine. The rest I would just waste.

[alreadypacked]

I spend a large amount of time an money fruitlessly building my own search engine. The rest I would just waste.

[BrilloPad]

Not if you get married and then divorced.

HTH

Is this another topic you're expert at?
Please do tell us more ...

Maybe atw has done a bit of research? He is totally spot on. Or are you going to say that I dont knbow what I am on about either?

[TimberWolf]

Hire 10 of the best looking, disease free hookers in the world.

With that kind of money you could afford to hire someone to have sex with them for you too.