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Originally posted by TheFaQQer View PostIf you had that much, you could occasionally afford free-range, organic eggs.
I have a moral objection to treating a creature well before I eat it. Gives the poor sods the faint hope that they may get away and have a nice life. It's much better to make them realise from the off that they are in for a tough time.
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Originally posted by AtW View PostNot if you get married and then divorced.
HTH
Please do tell us more ...Hard Brexit now!
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I'd buy CUK then employ the moderator from hell
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Originally posted by EternalOptimist View Post<old joke alert
Man rushes in breathlessly -'woo hoo. I just won 45 million. Pack yer bags'
wife -'woo hoo ,yay, where are we going?'
man 'going??? just pack yer bags and fck off'
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Originally posted by TheFaQQer View PostI spend a large amount of time an money fruitlessly building my own search engine. The rest I would just waste.Fiscal nomad it's legal.Comment
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Originally posted by AtW View PostNot if you get married and then divorced.
HTHOriginally posted by sasguru View PostIs this another topic you're expert at?
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