I'd make an aluminium foil hat (double lined).
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OK, maybe I'd just think about CyberTory and die laughing.+50 Xeno Geek Points
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I'd grab every tin of beans/spag hoops/soup in the house and fill the bath.
I've always wanted to copy those kids in the 70's who were sponsered to sit in a tub of beans.
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The danger with smoking that is some smart Alec is guaranteed to quip that that will kill you.Originally posted by bekarovka View PostAs an ex smoker, I'd have that fag I've been craving for the last 3 years lol!Comment
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or kill them lol!Originally posted by TimberWolf View PostThe danger with smoking that is some smart Alec is guaranteed to quip that that will kill you.Comment
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It would be sad to die laughing at a bad joke like that.Originally posted by bekarovka View Postor kill them lol!Comment
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I'd have to shag the MILF a few doors down the road.
I couldn't give two fornicators! Yes, really!
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It would be a very brief show...Originally posted by ToolpusherI'd go outside and watch the show.....+50 Xeno Geek Points
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but a good one none the lessOriginally posted by Zippy View PostIt would be a very brief show...
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