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    #21
    i'd die in a haze of burning fire as I always seem to be the last one told and wouldn't realise until it was too late
    The proud owner of 125 Xeno Geek Points

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      #22
      Originally posted by chef View Post
      i'd die in a haze of burning fire as I always seem to be the last one told and wouldn't realise until it was too late
      burning fire - wow

      you should try to put it out with some wet water
      "Condoms should come with a free pack of earplugs."

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        #23
        "we'll all go together when we go,
        all suffused in an incandescent glow,
        no one will have the endurance,
        to collect on their insurance,
        yes we all will go together when we go ..."
        +50 Xeno Geek Points
        Come back Toolpusher, scotspine, Voodooflux. Pogle
        As for the rest of you - DILLIGAF

        Purveyor of fine quality smut since 2005

        CUK Olympic University Challenge Champions 2010/2012

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          #24
          We used to play this game when we were teenagers and the arms race was in full swing. The game didn't last long - all suggestions involved sex with the nearest woman (within reason). Postulation agreed and sorted, we then talked about something else.

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            #25
            Running away from men with boners for 4 minutes

            -- a woman

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              #26
              Originally posted by TimberWolf View Post
              Running away from men with boners for 4 minutes

              -- a woman
              Astonished if I see one with 4 minutes to go

              -- a nother woman
              +50 Xeno Geek Points
              Come back Toolpusher, scotspine, Voodooflux. Pogle
              As for the rest of you - DILLIGAF

              Purveyor of fine quality smut since 2005

              CUK Olympic University Challenge Champions 2010/2012

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                #27
                Get out the factor 10000000 suncream.
                And put slices of bread into the windows. A rare chance to make toast without needing a toaster.

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                  #28
                  I would ring my favourite agency and tell them I have this amazing list of leads for them. Then I would say 'oh there's the front door, I'll get back to you in five'





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                  ("")("") Born to Drink. Forced to Work

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                    #29
                    Originally posted by ThomasSoerensen View Post
                    you should try to put it out with some wet water
                    Useless trivia fact wot I learnded at skool: water is a very poor wetting agent.

                    (Because of its very strong surface tension. Paint, by design, is a very good wetting agent.)
                    Drivelling in TPD is not a mental health issue. We're just community blogging, that's all.

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