4 minutes left

[chef]

i'd die in a haze of burning fire as I always seem to be the last one told and wouldn't realise until it was too late

[ThomasSoerensen]

i'd die in a haze of burning fire as I always seem to be the last one told and wouldn't realise until it was too late

burning fire - wow

you should try to put it out with some wet water

[Zippy]

"we'll all go together when we go,
all suffused in an incandescent glow,
no one will have the endurance,
to collect on their insurance,
yes we all will go together when we go ..."

[Doggy Styles]

We used to play this game when we were teenagers and the arms race was in full swing. The game didn't last long - all suggestions involved sex with the nearest woman (within reason). Postulation agreed and sorted, we then talked about something else.

[TimberWolf]

Running away from men with boners for 4 minutes

-- a woman

[Zippy]

Running away from men with boners for 4 minutes

-- a woman

Astonished if I see one with 4 minutes to go

-- a nother woman

[KentPhilip]

Get out the factor 10000000 suncream.
And put slices of bread into the windows. A rare chance to make toast without needing a toaster.

[EternalOptimist]

I would ring my favourite agency and tell them I have this amazing list of leads for them. Then I would say 'oh there's the front door, I'll get back to you in five'

[BrowneIssue]

you should try to put it out with some wet water

Useless trivia fact wot I learnded at skool: water is a very poor wetting agent.

(Because of its very strong surface tension. Paint, by design, is a very good wetting agent.)