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[BrowneIssue]

you should try to put it out with some wet water

Useless trivia fact wot I learnded at skool: water is a very poor wetting agent.

(Because of its very strong surface tension. Paint, by design, is a very good wetting agent.)

[EternalOptimist]

I would ring my favourite agency and tell them I have this amazing list of leads for them. Then I would say 'oh there's the front door, I'll get back to you in five'

[KentPhilip]

Get out the factor 10000000 suncream.
And put slices of bread into the windows. A rare chance to make toast without needing a toaster.

[Zippy]

Running away from men with boners for 4 minutes

-- a woman

Astonished if I see one with 4 minutes to go

-- a nother woman

[TimberWolf]

Running away from men with boners for 4 minutes

-- a woman

[Doggy Styles]

We used to play this game when we were teenagers and the arms race was in full swing. The game didn't last long - all suggestions involved sex with the nearest woman (within reason). Postulation agreed and sorted, we then talked about something else.

[Zippy]

"we'll all go together when we go,
all suffused in an incandescent glow,
no one will have the endurance,
to collect on their insurance,
yes we all will go together when we go ..."

[ThomasSoerensen]

i'd die in a haze of burning fire as I always seem to be the last one told and wouldn't realise until it was too late

burning fire - wow

you should try to put it out with some wet water

[chef]

i'd die in a haze of burning fire as I always seem to be the last one told and wouldn't realise until it was too late

[norrahe]

It would be a very brief show...

but a good one none the less

[Zippy]

I'd go outside and watch the show.....

It would be a very brief show...

[BolshieBastard]

I'd have to shag the MILF a few doors down the road.

[TimberWolf]

or kill them lol!

It would be sad to die laughing at a bad joke like that.

[bekarovka]

The danger with smoking that is some smart Alec is guaranteed to quip that that will kill you.

or kill them lol!

[TimberWolf]

As an ex smoker, I'd have that fag I've been craving for the last 3 years lol!

The danger with smoking that is some smart Alec is guaranteed to quip that that will kill you.