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    #11
    I'd make an aluminium foil hat (double lined).

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      #12


      OK, maybe I'd just think about CyberTory and die laughing.
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        #13
        I'd grab every tin of beans/spag hoops/soup in the house and fill the bath.

        I've always wanted to copy those kids in the 70's who were sponsered to sit in a tub of beans.

        Once I'm in, the noodling can begin.

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          #14
          As an ex smoker, I'd have that fag I've been craving for the last 3 years lol!

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            #15
            Originally posted by bekarovka View Post
            As an ex smoker, I'd have that fag I've been craving for the last 3 years lol!
            The danger with smoking that is some smart Alec is guaranteed to quip that that will kill you.

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              #16
              Originally posted by TimberWolf View Post
              The danger with smoking that is some smart Alec is guaranteed to quip that that will kill you.
              or kill them lol!

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                #17
                Originally posted by bekarovka View Post
                or kill them lol!
                It would be sad to die laughing at a bad joke like that.

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                  #18
                  I'd have to shag the MILF a few doors down the road.
                  I couldn't give two fornicators! Yes, really!

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                    #19
                    Originally posted by Toolpusher
                    I'd go outside and watch the show.....
                    It would be a very brief show...
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                      #20
                      Originally posted by Zippy View Post
                      It would be a very brief show...
                      but a good one none the less
                      "Ask not what you can do for your country. Ask what's for lunch." - Orson Welles

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