i'd die in a haze of burning fire as I always seem to be the last one told and wouldn't realise until it was too late
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burning fire - wowOriginally posted by chef View Posti'd die in a haze of burning fire as I always seem to be the last one told and wouldn't realise until it was too late
you should try to put it out with some wet water"Condoms should come with a free pack of earplugs."Comment
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"we'll all go together when we go,
all suffused in an incandescent glow,
no one will have the endurance,
to collect on their insurance,
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We used to play this game when we were teenagers and the arms race was in full swing. The game didn't last long - all suggestions involved sex with the nearest woman (within reason). Postulation agreed and sorted, we then talked about something else.Comment
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Astonished if I see one with 4 minutes to goOriginally posted by TimberWolf View PostRunning away from men with boners for 4 minutes
-- a woman
-- a nother woman
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Get out the factor 10000000 suncream.
And put slices of bread into the windows. A rare chance to make toast without needing a toaster.Comment
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I would ring my favourite agency and tell them I have this amazing list of leads for them. Then I would say 'oh there's the front door, I'll get back to you in five'
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Useless trivia fact wot I learnded at skool: water is a very poor wetting agent.Originally posted by ThomasSoerensen View Postyou should try to put it out with some wet water
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