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Originally posted by zeitghostYou never know when a rifle, a land mine & a couple of grenades might come in handy.
Not sure about the office supplies though.Comment
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Is Africa the last remaining refuse of capitalism?Last edited by TimberWolf; 19 October 2009, 14:05.Comment
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Originally posted by zeitghostDo they do a lot of invoicing in Somalia?Comment
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'I'll take a D Bob'
'ok, for 200 rounds of .762 and a phosphorus grenade, which D sang the times they are a changing'
'er, Bob Dylan ??'
'Correct'
'Er a G please Bob'
'For a respirator, 2 pounds of semtex and a tin lid, which G is an expert and a master of the subject'
'er, Grognard ??'
'Correct, and thats a Line so you are this weeks Champion - you leave tonight with enough weaponry and hardware to make Princess Di rotate in her resting place'
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Are guns an allowable expense, or are they a BIK, for your freelancing freedom fighter?Down with racism. Long live miscegenation!Comment
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Originally posted by zeitghostI think the ammo is allowable.
The gun is a capital expenditure.
are you sure ?
my accountant wasn't of the right calibre so I fired him
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