- Visitors can check out the Forum FAQ by clicking this link. You have to register before you can post: click the REGISTER link above to proceed. To start viewing messages, select the forum that you want to visit from the selection below. View our Forum Privacy Policy.
- Want to receive the latest contracting news and advice straight to your inbox? Sign up to the ContractorUK newsletter here. Every sign up will also be entered into a draw to WIN £100 Amazon vouchers!
Points mean prizes.
Collapse
X
-
-
-
You can use them first for invoicing purposes...Originally posted by zeitghostYou never know when a rifle, a land mine & a couple of grenades might come in handy.
Not sure about the office supplies though.
Comment
-
Is Africa the last remaining refuse of capitalism?Last edited by TimberWolf; 19 October 2009, 14:05.Comment
-
Yes, but apparently they switched to paperless invoices recently - all in the name of environment...Originally posted by zeitghostDo they do a lot of invoicing in Somalia?Comment
-
'I'll take a D Bob'
'ok, for 200 rounds of .762 and a phosphorus grenade, which D sang the times they are a changing'
'er, Bob Dylan ??'
'Correct'
'Er a G please Bob'
'For a respirator, 2 pounds of semtex and a tin lid, which G is an expert and a master of the subject'
'er, Grognard ??'
'Correct, and thats a Line so you are this weeks Champion - you leave tonight with enough weaponry and hardware to make Princess Di rotate in her resting place'
(\__/)
(>'.'<)
("")("") Born to Drink. Forced to WorkComment
-
Are guns an allowable expense, or are they a BIK, for your freelancing freedom fighter?Down with racism. Long live miscegenation!Comment
-
mmmOriginally posted by zeitghostI think the ammo is allowable.
The gun is a capital expenditure.
are you sure ?
my accountant wasn't of the right calibre so I fired him
(\__/)
(>'.'<)
("")("") Born to Drink. Forced to WorkComment
- Home
- News & Features
- First Timers
- IR35 / S660 / BN66
- Employee Benefit Trusts
- Agency Workers Regulations
- MSC Legislation
- Limited Companies
- Dividends
- Umbrella Company
- VAT / Flat Rate VAT
- Job News & Guides
- Money News & Guides
- Guide to Contracts
- Successful Contracting
- Contracting Overseas
- Contractor Calculators
- MVL
- Contractor Expenses
Advertisers
Contractor Services
CUK News
- Forget February as an MSC contractor seeking clarity, and maybe forget fairness altogether Today 19:57
- What contractors should take from Honest Payroll Ltd’s failure Yesterday 07:05
- HMRC tax avoidance list ‘proves promoters’ nothing-to-lose mentality’ Jan 20 09:17
- Digital ID won’t be required for Right To Work, but more compulsion looms Jan 19 07:41
- A remote IT contractor's allowable expenses: 10 must-claims in 2026 Jan 16 07:03
- New UK crypto rules now apply. Here’s how mandatory reporting affects contractors Jan 15 07:03
- What the Ray McCann Loan Charge Review means for contractors Jan 14 06:21
- IT contractor demand defied seasonal slump in December 2025 Jan 13 07:10
- Five tax return hacks for contractors as Jan 31st looms Jan 12 07:45
- How to land a temporary technology job in 2026 Jan 9 07:01

Comment