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Previously on "Points mean prizes."

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  • EternalOptimist
    replied
    Originally posted by zeitghost
    I think the ammo is allowable.

    The gun is a capital expenditure.
    mmm
    are you sure ?

    my accountant wasn't of the right calibre so I fired him



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  • NotAllThere
    replied
    Are guns an allowable expense, or are they a BIK, for your freelancing freedom fighter?

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  • EternalOptimist
    replied
    'I'll take a D Bob'

    'ok, for 200 rounds of .762 and a phosphorus grenade, which D sang the times they are a changing'

    'er, Bob Dylan ??'

    'Correct'

    'Er a G please Bob'

    'For a respirator, 2 pounds of semtex and a tin lid, which G is an expert and a master of the subject'

    'er, Grognard ??'

    'Correct, and thats a Line so you are this weeks Champion - you leave tonight with enough weaponry and hardware to make Princess Di rotate in her resting place'



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  • AtW
    replied
    Originally posted by zeitghost
    Do they do a lot of invoicing in Somalia?
    Yes, but apparently they switched to paperless invoices recently - all in the name of environment...

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  • TimberWolf
    replied
    Is Africa the last remaining refuse of capitalism?
    Last edited by TimberWolf; 19 October 2009, 14:05.

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  • AtW
    replied
    Originally posted by zeitghost
    You never know when a rifle, a land mine & a couple of grenades might come in handy.

    Not sure about the office supplies though.
    You can use them first for invoicing purposes...

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  • fckvwls
    replied
    Speechless!

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  • zeitghost
    started a topic Points mean prizes.

    Points mean prizes.

    In this case, AK47s and ammo.

    http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/world/africa/8312447.stm

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