Walty Mitty fantasy thread

[bogeyman]

This is London, infinity pools are designed to look as if they a part of a larger body of water. What would you suggest duck pond in Richmond park

But I know what you mean, my last club was overlooking Zurich lake. Next club is at the Red sea in Sharm (if the builder ever finishes it)

God! You're bloody full of yourself

[Moose423956]

My job takes me around the world, I stay in 5* hotels and have a driver to take me around. My clients think I'm fab. I have a personal trainner and a stylist and club over looking the Thames where I relax in the infinity pool after work.

Sorry just checked the thread, this isn't a fantasy, this is my life

Is it an outdoor infinity pool? Actually, how could it be an indoor one, the building would have to be infinitely large, which can't be possible. Oh dear, I think my brain just overheated.

[Spacecadet]

Is it an outdoor infinity pool? Actually, how could it be an indoor one, the building would have to be infinitely large, which can't be possible. Oh dear, I think my brain just overheated.

they exist

http://imageseu.holiday-rentals.co.u...6717701119.jpg

[TimberWolf]

One of the swimming pools I go to allows water to overflow the edges, which reduces waves. That is, the water is level with the sides of the pool. Does that count? Is I posh like?

[sasguru]

God! You're bloody full of yourself

Yoof of today.

[Amiga500]

God! You're bloody full of yourself

Narcissistic personality disorder.

[BlackenedBiker]

SG would you still have your addiction for cold alphabetti spaghetti in your fantasy life

[HairyArsedBloke]

they exist

http://imageseu.holiday-rentals.co.u...6717701119.jpg

What a pointless thing to build. I know it's difficult to tell, but it looks like a council estate out of those windows. FFS

Wot you want is one of these

I so want to post a pic of me in one round my mates house. However, it would identify me, where I also hang out, and it has ex-mrs HAB in it.

[alreadypacked]

God! You're bloody full of yourself

I'm a contractor init

[bogeyman]

I'm a contractor init

I doubt it.