Walty Mitty fantasy thread

[alreadypacked]

My job takes me around the world, I stay in 5* hotels and have a driver to take me around. My clients think I'm fab. I have a personal trainner and a stylist and club over looking the Thames where I relax in the infinity pool after work.

Sorry just checked the thread, this isn't a fantasy, this is my life

[sasguru]

My job takes me around the world, I stay in 5* hotels and have a driver to take me around. My clients think I'm fab. I have a personal trainner and a stylist and club over looking the Thames where I relax in the infinity pool after work.

Sorry just checked the thread, this isn't a fantasy, this is my life

Yeah we believe you.
But I bet you spilt just a teensie-weensie drop of bolognese sauce when you flew that Tornado back from Rome?

Bloody Walter Mitty types

[alreadypacked]

Yeah we believe you.
But I bet you spilt just a teensie-weensie drop of bolognese sauce when you flew that Tornado back from Rome?

Bloody Walter Mitty types

I have people to do that for me, I think they a called pilots

[Spacecadet]

Bloody Walter Mitty types

I missed that on my first reading

[sasguru]

Post here your perfect life.


I'll start.


I'm a wealthy successful race car driver and ex-male model, married to a young Belinda Carlisle living in a large house overlooking the ocean in California, with three beautiful child prodigies.

So in actuality you're a poor jobless IT geek, ugly and obese, married to an old hag in a small council house overlooking the Swindon roundabout with 3 chav children in special needs schools?

You can tell a lot by peoples fantasies

[NotAllThere]

I could do with a more comfortable office chair.

[HairyArsedBloke]

My job takes me around the world, I stay in 5* hotels and have a driver to take me around. My clients think I'm fab. I have a personal trainner and a stylist and club over looking the Thames where I relax in the infinity pool after work.
Sorry just checked the thread, this isn't a fantasy, this is my life

Infinity pools are dead cool.

However, overlooking the Thames!

[Amiga500]

So in actuality you're a poor jobless IT geek, ugly and obese, married to an old hag in a small council house overlooking the Swindon roundabout with 3 chav children in special needs schools?

You can tell a lot by peoples fantasies

That's no way to speak about Belinda Carlisle.

[HairyArsedBloke]

So in actuality you're a poor jobless IT geek, ugly and obese, married to an old hag in a small council house overlooking the Swindon roundabout with 3 chav children in special needs schools?

You can tell a lot by peoples fantasies

That sounds far to much like my life.

[alreadypacked]

Infinity pools are dead cool.

However, overlooking the Thames!

This is London, infinity pools are designed to look as if they a part of a larger body of water. What would you suggest duck pond in Richmond park

But I know what you mean, my last club was overlooking Zurich lake. Next club is at the Red sea in Sharm (if the builder ever finishes it)