ooh, how envious I am at the fact you swim in somebody else's swimming pool. Make sure you use that foot bath!
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Do they have 'Infinity Pool' parties?Originally posted by Moose423956 View PostWhat's wrong with being a chav? Some of my best friends are chavs.
You've come right out the other side of the forest of irony and ended up in the desert of wrong.
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Yeah, they're great, they go on for ever. BOOM BOOM!Originally posted by bogeyman View PostDo they have 'Infinity Pool' parties?Comment
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**** off will you. The house isn't that small.Originally posted by sasguru View PostSo in actuality you're a poor jobless IT geek, ugly and obese, married to an old hag in a small council house overlooking the Swindon roundabout with 3 chav children in special needs schools?
You can tell a lot by peoples fantasies
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Swimming pool's used to have foot baths on the way in to the changing rooms didn't they, but I've not seen them in a while. Not had a verruca for about 5 years either.Originally posted by thunderlizard View Postooh, how envious I am at the fact you swim in somebody else's swimming pool. Make sure you use that foot bath!Comment
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My first missus got a veruca on her f@nny. Round about the same time I caught the pox on my big toeOriginally posted by TimberWolf View PostSwimming pool's used to have foot baths on the way in to the changing rooms didn't they, but I've not seen them in a while. Not had a verruca for about 5 years either.
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That wasn't a verrucaOriginally posted by EternalOptimist View PostMy first missus got a veruca on her f@nny. Round about the same time I caught the pox on my big toe

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How do you find your way out form an infinity pool?The court heard Darren Upton had written a letter to Judge Sally Cahill QC saying he wasn’t “a typical inmate of prison”.
But the judge said: “That simply demonstrates your arrogance continues. You are typical. Inmates of prison are people who are dishonest. You are a thoroughly dishonestly man motivated by your own selfish greed.”Comment
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