Reply to: Walty Mitty fantasy thread

[Bagpuss]

How do you find your way out form an infinity pool?

[Zippy]

My first missus got a veruca on her f@nny. Round about the same time I caught the pox on my big toe

That wasn't a verruca

HTH

[EternalOptimist]

Swimming pool's used to have foot baths on the way in to the changing rooms didn't they, but I've not seen them in a while. Not had a verruca for about 5 years either.

My first missus got a veruca on her f@nny. Round about the same time I caught the pox on my big toe

[TimberWolf]

ooh, how envious I am at the fact you swim in somebody else's swimming pool. Make sure you use that foot bath!

Swimming pool's used to have foot baths on the way in to the changing rooms didn't they, but I've not seen them in a while. Not had a verruca for about 5 years either.

[DimPrawn]

So in actuality you're a poor jobless IT geek, ugly and obese, married to an old hag in a small council house overlooking the Swindon roundabout with 3 chav children in special needs schools?

You can tell a lot by peoples fantasies

**** off will you. The house isn't that small.

[Moose423956]

Do they have 'Infinity Pool' parties?

Yeah, they're great, they go on for ever. BOOM BOOM!

[bogeyman]

What's wrong with being a chav? Some of my best friends are chavs.

Do they have 'Infinity Pool' parties?

[thunderlizard]

ooh, how envious I am at the fact you swim in somebody else's swimming pool. Make sure you use that foot bath!

[Moose423956]

Only if you're a chav.

What's wrong with being a chav? Some of my best friends are chavs.

[bogeyman]

I think you are talking about two seperate things, a serious person and a contractor.

I just claim to be a contractor.

and the WAGS ("oooh! look at me") lifestyle shyte, is why I became a contractor. It has taken me 10 years to get here and I am enjoying it.

HTH

[alreadypacked]

A serious contractor would never bang on about this kind of WAGS ("oooh! look at me") lifestyle shyte.

I think you are talking about two seperate things, a serious person and a contractor.

I just claim to be a contractor.

and the WAGS ("oooh! look at me") lifestyle shyte, is why I became a contractor. It has taken me 10 years to get here and I am enjoying it.

HTH

[bogeyman]

If you've got it, flaunt it!

Only if you're a chav.

[Moose423956]

A serious contractor would never bang on about this kind of WAGS ("oooh! look at me") lifestyle shyte.

If you've got it, flaunt it!

[bogeyman]

Is that an oxy-moron?????

Yep. Fair play.

[BlackenedBiker]

A serious contractor would never bang on about this kind of WAGS ("oooh! look at me") lifestyle shyte.

Is that an oxy-moron?????