ooh, how envious I am at the fact you swim in somebody else's swimming pool. Make sure you use that foot bath!
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Do they have 'Infinity Pool' parties?Originally posted by Moose423956 View Post
You've come right out the other side of the forest of irony and ended up in the desert of wrong.
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Yeah, they're great, they go on for ever. BOOM BOOM!Originally posted by bogeyman View PostComment
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**** off will you. The house isn't that small.Originally posted by sasguru View PostSo in actuality you're a poor jobless IT geek, ugly and obese, married to an old hag in a small council house overlooking the Swindon roundabout with 3 chav children in special needs schools?
You can tell a lot by peoples fantasies
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Swimming pool's used to have foot baths on the way in to the changing rooms didn't they, but I've not seen them in a while. Not had a verruca for about 5 years either.Originally posted by thunderlizard View PostComment
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My first missus got a veruca on her f@nny. Round about the same time I caught the pox on my big toeOriginally posted by TimberWolf View Post
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That wasn't a verrucaOriginally posted by EternalOptimist View PostMy first missus got a veruca on her f@nny. Round about the same time I caught the pox on my big toe
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How do you find your way out form an infinity pool?The court heard Darren Upton had written a letter to Judge Sally Cahill QC saying he wasn’t “a typical inmate of prison”.
But the judge said: “That simply demonstrates your arrogance continues. You are typical. Inmates of prison are people who are dishonest. You are a thoroughly dishonestly man motivated by your own selfish greed.”Comment
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