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Leona Lewis given a black eye

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    #11
    Originally posted by TheFaQQer View Post
    I've no idea who Chris Martin is, but Robbie Williams should definitely be in the top 10.

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      #12
      Originally posted by fckvwls View Post
      ...and Paul McCartney - you should swipe at him with a leg of lamb.
      I think that already happened, although she was mutton dressed as lamb and it was made of plastic...
      In case of emergency, break dance.

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        #13
        This was obviously engineered by Cowell and Clifford, pay some out of work actor to smack LL for a few hundred quid. Hey presto her and her book is in the front pages. Clever.

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          #14
          It's great isn't it?

          The only two options that garner any belief are that either that this government has run out of cash and has unlocked the nuthouses and allowed the freaks to roam around unhindered, or that this is some cynical stunt to boost profit.

          Welcome to UK 2009, where we don't give a tulip but pay you for thinking it.
          If you think my attitude stinks, you should smell my fingers.

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            #15
            Originally posted by TimberWolf View Post
            Simon 'doctor' Cowell anxiously phoned when he heard the news
            Phoned? What kinda daddy he? Him shouda be look afta him bittchiz and slap that John down!

            Leona want representation from a real daddy, she wanna call on old Thunder Lizard Slim.

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              #16
              Originally posted by thunderlizard View Post
              Phoned? What kinda daddy he? Him shouda be look afta him bittchiz and slap that John down!

              Leona want representation from a real daddy, she wanna call on old Thunder Lizard Slim.
              I imagine her minders would have loved to have done a bit of learning on him themselves. As it is, the perp thought the episode amusing as he was led away laughing. He'd patiently queued for 3 hours to thump her too

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                #17
                Didn't she already have black eyes?
                "If you can read this, thank a teacher....and since it's in English, thank a soldier"

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                  #18
                  According to a report on the radio earlier he was an X-Factor reject and was sectioned shortly afterwards
                  "Being nice costs nothing and sometimes gets you extra bacon" - Pondlife.

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                    #19
                    Originally posted by DaveB View Post
                    According to a report on the radio earlier he was an X-Factor reject and was sectioned shortly afterwards
                    There are a load of freaks that turn up for that show and it's probably not a good idea how they lead them on for a bit to get them to make arses of themsleves for Saturday night entertainment. Still, it makes great TV.

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                      #20
                      Originally posted by DaveB View Post
                      According to a report on the radio earlier he was an X-Factor reject and was sectioned shortly afterwards
                      An X-Factor reject?
                      Drivelling in TPD is not a mental health issue. We're just community blogging, that's all.

                      Xenophon said: "CUK Geek of the Week". A gingerjedi certified "Elitist Tw@t". Posting rated @ 5 lard points

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