Reply to: Leona Lewis given a black eye

[moorfield]

I wouldn't mind giving Leona a purple eye.



(Now where did I leave my coat I wonder?)

[TimberWolf]

Poor guy did you seem him after how his face was all mishap....... ah thats his real face.

It's incredible how much damage a young man can sustain and not only not end up a cripple, but shrug it off. I know I was the same. Not only do you feel indestructible at that age, but to a certain extent you really are. As a teenager I once saw a chap fall out of a tree onto a lower thick branch, back first. The general idea was to dive or jump into the river, but he fell. He fell about 5 metres and hit the branch incredibly badly, his back bowed the wrong way, and shrugged it off. Sort of.

[thunderlizard]

Leona Lewis book

Borders just emailed me with an exclusive offer - signed copy of Leona Lewis's new book, edition of 1,000.

£40!

Now, that's no excuse for lamping her one, but it's sailing close to the wind.

[Diestl]

Ouch! What he did didn't seem possible on the 1st, 2nd and third viewing.

Poor guy did you seem him after how his face was all mishap....... ah thats his real face.

[TimberWolf]

Oh yeah

30 sec's in....

Ouch! What he did didn't seem possible on the 1st, 2nd and third viewing.

[DaveB]

An X-Factor reject?

Oh yeah

30 sec's in....

[BrowneIssue]

According to a report on the radio earlier he was an X-Factor reject and was sectioned shortly afterwards

An X-Factor reject?

[minestrone]

According to a report on the radio earlier he was an X-Factor reject and was sectioned shortly afterwards

There are a load of freaks that turn up for that show and it's probably not a good idea how they lead them on for a bit to get them to make arses of themsleves for Saturday night entertainment. Still, it makes great TV.

[DaveB]

According to a report on the radio earlier he was an X-Factor reject and was sectioned shortly afterwards

[daviejones]

Didn't she already have black eyes?

[TimberWolf]

Phoned? What kinda daddy he? Him shouda be look afta him bittchiz and slap that John down!

Leona want representation from a real daddy, she wanna call on old Thunder Lizard Slim.

I imagine her minders would have loved to have done a bit of learning on him themselves. As it is, the perp thought the episode amusing as he was led away laughing. He'd patiently queued for 3 hours to thump her too

[thunderlizard]

Simon 'doctor' Cowell anxiously phoned when he heard the news

Phoned? What kinda daddy he? Him shouda be look afta him bittchiz and slap that John down!

Leona want representation from a real daddy, she wanna call on old Thunder Lizard Slim.

[hyperD]

It's great isn't it?

The only two options that garner any belief are that either that this government has run out of cash and has unlocked the nuthouses and allowed the freaks to roam around unhindered, or that this is some cynical stunt to boost profit.

Welcome to UK 2009, where we don't give a tulip but pay you for thinking it.

[Diestl]

This was obviously engineered by Cowell and Clifford, pay some out of work actor to smack LL for a few hundred quid. Hey presto her and her book is in the front pages. Clever.

[Clarky]

...and Paul McCartney - you should swipe at him with a leg of lamb.

I think that already happened, although she was mutton dressed as lamb and it was made of plastic...