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Leona Lewis given a black eye
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I think that already happened, although she was mutton dressed as lamb and it was made of plastic...Originally posted by fckvwls View Post...and Paul McCartney - you should swipe at him with a leg of lamb.
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This was obviously engineered by Cowell and Clifford, pay some out of work actor to smack LL for a few hundred quid. Hey presto her and her book is in the front pages. Clever.
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It's great isn't it?
The only two options that garner any belief are that either that this government has run out of cash and has unlocked the nuthouses and allowed the freaks to roam around unhindered, or that this is some cynical stunt to boost profit.
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Phoned? What kinda daddy he? Him shouda be look afta him bittchiz and slap that John down!Originally posted by TimberWolf View PostSimon 'doctor' Cowell anxiously phoned when he heard the news
Leona want representation from a real daddy, she wanna call on old Thunder Lizard Slim.
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I imagine her minders would have loved to have done a bit of learning on him themselves. As it is, the perp thought the episode amusing as he was led away laughing. He'd patiently queued for 3 hours to thump her tooOriginally posted by thunderlizard View PostPhoned? What kinda daddy he? Him shouda be look afta him bittchiz and slap that John down!
Leona want representation from a real daddy, she wanna call on old Thunder Lizard Slim.
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Didn't she already have black eyes?"If you can read this, thank a teacher....and since it's in English, thank a soldier"Comment
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According to a report on the radio earlier he was an X-Factor reject and was sectioned shortly afterwards
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There are a load of freaks that turn up for that show and it's probably not a good idea how they lead them on for a bit to get them to make arses of themsleves for Saturday night entertainment. Still, it makes great TV.Originally posted by DaveB View PostAccording to a report on the radio earlier he was an X-Factor reject and was sectioned shortly afterwards
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Originally posted by DaveB View PostAccording to a report on the radio earlier he was an X-Factor reject and was sectioned shortly afterwards
An X-Factor reject?
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