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Whose dumb idea was it that males should wear separate clothing for the upper and lower torso anyway? Not only is it not thermally efficient, but a robe looks much smarter too. Seems like the Muslims got it right again.Comment
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suitable under garments fix that problem for youOriginally posted by TimberWolf View PostWhose dumb idea was it that males should wear separate clothing for the upper and lower torso anyway? Not only is it not thermally efficient, but a robe looks much smarter too. Seems like the Muslims got it right again.Coffee's for closersComment
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Cos you'll get laughed at in Tesco's and asked to leave."Being nice costs nothing and sometimes gets you extra bacon" - Pondlife.Comment
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Wasn't this on Dragon's Den at some point?Originally posted by MaryPoppinsI'd still not breastfeed a naziOriginally posted by vetranUrine is quite nourishingComment
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or try putting the bleeding radiators onOriginally posted by TheFaQQer View PostTry bleeding the radiators.
Sorry, wrong thread.
'Orwell's 1984 was supposed to be a warning, not an instruction manual'. -
Nick Pickles, director of Big Brother Watch.Comment
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Alternatively sit naked around a pile of burning money. You know it makes sense.Originally posted by SantaClaus View Postor try putting the bleeding radiators on
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