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    #11
    Originally posted by Pogle View Post
    I think if the choice was between a colostomy bag and death, I suspect most folk would choose a colostomy bag, I would.
    I think that when it comes to the choice of death or licking EO's toes, I'm picking death.

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      #12
      Why not? Sounds like fun anyway.
      bloggoth

      If everything isn't black and white, I say, 'Why the hell not?'
      John Wayne (My guru, not to be confused with my beloved prophet Jeremy Clarkson)

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        #13
        Originally posted by EternalOptimist View Post
        I think they sewed the mouth directly to the bum. Must experiment tonight with a pipe cleaner





        Knock first as I might be balancing my chakras.

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          #14
          Originally posted by EternalOptimist View Post
          she likes licking my toes.

          there's nothing better after a hard day at the office than getting home, slipping the shoes and socks off, cold can of beer, and a willing, rough , darting little pink tongue, licking yer toes.


          ahhhh


          Our old dog Woody used to do that to MrsB, she loved it. I made it quite clear that my toes were off limits!
          "Being nice costs nothing and sometimes gets you extra bacon" - Pondlife.

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            #15
            Originally posted by DaveB View Post
            Our old dog Woody used to do that to MrsB, she loved it. I made it quite clear that my toes were off limits!
            When the missus licks my toes, my old dog gets a woody too




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            ("")("") Born to Drink. Forced to Work

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              #16
              Originally posted by EternalOptimist View Post
              When the missus licks my toes, my old dog gets a woody too




              Too much information. By far.
              ‎"See, you think I give a tulip. Wrong. In fact, while you talk, I'm thinking; How can I give less of a tulip? That's why I look interested."

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                #17
                Originally posted by conned tractor View Post
                Is it left with a semi-colon?

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