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Why not? Sounds like fun anyway.bloggoth
If everything isn't black and white, I say, 'Why the hell not?'
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Originally posted by EternalOptimist View PostI think they sewed the mouth directly to the bum. Must experiment tonight with a pipe cleaner

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Our old dog Woody used to do that to MrsB, she loved it. I made it quite clear that my toes were off limits!Originally posted by EternalOptimist View Postshe likes licking my toes.
there's nothing better after a hard day at the office than getting home, slipping the shoes and socks off, cold can of beer, and a willing, rough , darting little pink tongue, licking yer toes.
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When the missus licks my toes, my old dog gets a woody tooOriginally posted by DaveB View PostOur old dog Woody used to do that to MrsB, she loved it. I made it quite clear that my toes were off limits!
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Too much information. By far.Originally posted by EternalOptimist View PostWhen the missus licks my toes, my old dog gets a woody too
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