Global warming - this time it's serious

**sasguru** · 14 September 2009, 11:40

No don't worry - all these scientists are deluded and their data falsified in order that they can obtain research funding. The scientific consensus on climate change is all a pile of bollux designed to raise taxes.

So I've been told by the experts on CUK, so it must be true.

**sweetandsour** · 14 September 2009, 11:41

Originally posted by NotAllThere View Post

Rising temperatures reduce the quality of hops!

Action must be taken now.

There is a bright side to this you know.

Just think of the pleasure that you will be able to take from serving fine English wines to French people whose country will be too hot to grow grapes and Appellation Controlee system will lie in tatters.

**HairyArsedBloke** · 14 September 2009, 11:44

It's the missing sunspots.

**Andy2** · 14 September 2009, 11:53

Originally posted by sasguru View Post

No don't worry - all these scientists are deluded and their data falsified in order that they can obtain research funding. The scientific consensus on climate change is all a pile of bollux designed to raise taxes.

WHS+

**gingerjedi** · 14 September 2009, 12:02

Originally posted by sasguru View Post

No don't worry - all these scientists are deluded and their data falsified in order that they can obtain research funding. The scientific consensus on climate change is all a pile of bollux designed to raise taxes.
So I've been told by the experts on CUK, so it must be true.

Or... it's all true, we still want your taxes either way.

It's only fair™.

**TimberWolf** · 14 September 2009, 12:04

If any government were serious about GW, they'd start depopulation measures, whereas in reality they all seem to want to increase the size of their populations as fast as possible.

**DiscoStu** · 14 September 2009, 12:24

DimPrawn says it's all a load of toss, so I'm not worrying

**Jeebo72** · 14 September 2009, 12:28

Let's face it, "we've" been through global warming all before ... or are we still in the middle of an ice age?

**NotAllThere** · 14 September 2009, 13:02

Originally posted by sasguru View Post

No don't worry - all these scientists are deluded and their data falsified in order that they can obtain research funding. The scientific consensus on climate change is all a pile of bollux designed to raise taxes.

So I've been told by the experts on CUK, so it must be true.

But what if it's true? Then our beer will be awful. Can we really take the risk?

Global warming - this time it's serious