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    #31
    How's about in the mountains someplace, amidsts the snow and the ice?

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      #32
      Falling into the Grand Canyon would be a pretty amazing final experience.

      Given that it's up to 4000 feet deep, even without air resistance you've got over 15s of falling according to GCSE physics.
      Last edited by d000hg; 8 September 2009, 14:54.
      Originally posted by MaryPoppins
      I'd still not breastfeed a nazi
      Originally posted by vetran
      Urine is quite nourishing

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        #33
        Originally posted by Menelaus View Post
        How's about in the mountains someplace, amidsts the snow and the ice?
        It would be quiet and peaceful I suppose. Better not to die alone though.
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          #34
          Originally posted by zeitghost
          Argon is better.

          You just drift off & wake up dead.

          It even featured on the Horizon programme about the death penalty...

          No choking, struggling or anything unpleasant...
          Halon is similar. Just find yourself a machine room that isn't up to H&S standards and light a cigarette
          "Being nice costs nothing and sometimes gets you extra bacon" - Pondlife.

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            #35
            Originally posted by zeitghost
            Argon is better.

            You just drift off & wake up dead.

            It even featured on the Horizon programme about the death penalty...

            No choking, struggling or anything unpleasant...
            Surely the death penalty should be as unpleasant as possible?

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              #36
              Originally posted by BrilloPad View Post
              Surely the death penalty should be as unpleasant as possible?
              It's not actually used anyway. Hydrogen Cyanide is the agenct of choice IIRC.
              "Being nice costs nothing and sometimes gets you extra bacon" - Pondlife.

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                #37
                Originally posted by zeitghost
                Guns, ropes etc. are best avoided...

                We've had a couple of guys tying a rope around something solid plus neck, then driving away at speed in the car...

                Must sting a bit though...
                Razors pain you; Rivers are damp;
                Acids stain you; And drugs cause cramp.
                Guns aren't lawful; Nooses give;
                Gas smells awful; You might as well live.


                Dorothy Parker.
                "Being nice costs nothing and sometimes gets you extra bacon" - Pondlife.

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                  #38
                  Originally posted by zeitghost
                  Guns, ropes etc. are best avoided...

                  We've had a couple of guys tying a rope around something solid plus neck, then driving away at speed in the car...

                  Must sting a bit though...
                  Sure I heard about someone putting gun in mouth and firing : then still being conscious in pain.

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                    #39
                    or the doctor who experimented with a death penalty victim who had been beheaded. upon the act of severence he found that the head responded to being talked to and being slapped.

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                      #40
                      Originally posted by DS23 View Post
                      or the doctor who experimented with a death penalty victim who had been beheaded. upon the act of severence he found that the head responded to being talked to and being slapped.
                      Not how you would choose to die ...
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