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  • singhr
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    M&s

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  • DS23
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    Originally posted by NickFitz View Post
    What, like a guinea pig?

    Just stop using it, you'll feel much better

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  • NickFitz
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    Originally posted by Pogle View Post
    Ugh - I hate morphine, I really dont like the way it makes me feel - all wooly and slow.
    What, like a guinea pig?

    Just stop using it, you'll feel much better

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  • Menelaus
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    Originally posted by Zippy View Post
    I'll save us both some time and just <insert Zip lecture here>
    Thanks

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  • Zippy
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    Originally posted by Menelaus View Post
    Sorry
    I'll save us both some time and just <insert Zip lecture here>

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  • Menelaus
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    Originally posted by Zippy View Post
    This is not a bit morbid - it's a lot morbid
    Sorry

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  • Zippy
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    This is not a bit morbid - it's a lot morbid

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  • Menelaus
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    Originally posted by zeitghost
    Argon is better.

    You just drift off & wake up dead.

    It even featured on the Horizon programme about the death penalty...

    No choking, struggling or anything unpleasant...
    Or Final Exit suggest a bag which you scrunch down over your head and then bring in a gas which causes you to fall into unconsciousness, with death occurring by asphyxiation within 10-15 minutes.

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  • OwlHoot
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    Originally posted by xoggoth View Post
    Out in some brilliant countryside. I would strip off, cover myself in Jam and go out covered in waspies.
    At your funeral, when the vicar got to the passage from 1 Corinthians ch 15, v 55 "O death, where is thy sting? O grave, where is thy victory? ...", everyone would get a fit of the giggles.

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  • xoggoth
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    Out in some brilliant countryside. I would strip off, cover myself in Jam and go out covered in waspies.

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  • EternalOptimist
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    I would take myself out with a custard cream



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  • OwlHoot
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    Originally posted by BrilloPad View Post
    Sure I heard about someone putting gun in mouth and firing : then still being conscious in pain.
    Robespierre, for example. Mind you, the guillotine finished him off a day or two later.

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  • OwlHoot
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    Originally posted by Menelaus View Post
    If you had to choose a place to die (and it couldn't be in your own bed surrounded by Playboy bunnies, in orgasmic bliss) where would it be?
    On Titan, in UK Settlement Dome 2 AKA New Jamestown.

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  • ThomasSoerensen
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    and oldie but a goodie

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  • shaunbhoy
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    Peacefully in my sleep, just like grandad did.................and not like the passengers in his car!!

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