How's about in the mountains someplace, amidsts the snow and the ice?
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Falling into the Grand Canyon would be a pretty amazing final experience.
Given that it's up to 4000 feet deep, even without air resistance you've got over 15s of falling according to GCSE physics.Last edited by d000hg; 8 September 2009, 14:54.Originally posted by MaryPoppinsI'd still not breastfeed a naziOriginally posted by vetranUrine is quite nourishingComment
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It would be quiet and peaceful I suppose. Better not to die alone though.Originally posted by Menelaus View PostHow's about in the mountains someplace, amidsts the snow and the ice?+50 Xeno Geek Points
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Halon is similar. Just find yourself a machine room that isn't up to H&S standards and light a cigaretteOriginally posted by zeitghostArgon is better.
You just drift off & wake up dead.
It even featured on the Horizon programme about the death penalty...
No choking, struggling or anything unpleasant...
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Surely the death penalty should be as unpleasant as possible?Originally posted by zeitghostArgon is better.
You just drift off & wake up dead.
It even featured on the Horizon programme about the death penalty...
No choking, struggling or anything unpleasant...
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It's not actually used anyway. Hydrogen Cyanide is the agenct of choice IIRC.Originally posted by BrilloPad View PostSurely the death penalty should be as unpleasant as possible?
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Razors pain you; Rivers are damp;Originally posted by zeitghostGuns, ropes etc. are best avoided...
We've had a couple of guys tying a rope around something solid plus neck, then driving away at speed in the car...
Must sting a bit though...
Acids stain you; And drugs cause cramp.
Guns aren't lawful; Nooses give;
Gas smells awful; You might as well live.
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Sure I heard about someone putting gun in mouth and firing : then still being conscious in pain.Originally posted by zeitghostGuns, ropes etc. are best avoided...
We've had a couple of guys tying a rope around something solid plus neck, then driving away at speed in the car...
Must sting a bit though...
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or the doctor who experimented with a death penalty victim who had been beheaded. upon the act of severence he found that the head responded to being talked to and being slapped.Comment
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Not how you would choose to die ...Originally posted by DS23 View Postor the doctor who experimented with a death penalty victim who had been beheaded. upon the act of severence he found that the head responded to being talked to and being slapped.+50 Xeno Geek Points
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